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posted by: Matthew Collins | on: Wednesday, 25 November 2015, 15:55


Collett: Has found someone with similar interests..

Collett: Has found someone with similar interests..

As part of an irregular column- a walk down memory lane, I'm going to update our readers about what has happened to some of our favourite fascists.

Nick Griffin

You thankfully hear very little about the former British National Party (BNP) leader. Well, he still does not have a job since losing his seat in the European Parliament and being kicked out of the BNP, but he still loves to travel. Last weekend he was in Spain at a gathering of international fascists. This weekend he is off to another gathering of Jew haters in Wroclaw in Poland. Maybe there is something about the new government there that he likes?

How we announced he had lost his seat

How we announced he had lost his seat

Simon Darby

The former Deputy Leader of the BNP has been somewhat missing in action lately. Why, only recently I suggested he had slipped in the supermarket on one of his endless trips to buy bargains to blog about in place of any BNP activities worthy of his note. Unusually for the BNP, Darby possesses a modicum of talent in his role as Press Officer, but thankfully, so few people care to ask what the BNP is up to these days that he is back doing whatever it is he does do to avoid having to talk to the moronic double act of Adam Walker and Clive Jefferson.

Darby: With the other idiot brother

Darby: With the other idiot brother

Still, it was good to see Darby at last weekend's BNP conference conducting an interview with BNP leader Adam Walker. I almost felt very sorry for Darby; His interviewee- no matter how much prompting and help he tried to give the Chairman, proved nothing much more than Chairman Walker is woefully short in vocabulary and a morbidly monosyllabic, scruffy, thoughtless bore.

Adam Walker: The superbrain in charge of the party..

Adam Walker: The superbrain in charge of the party..

Our advice to Adam is to just keep on doing what you are doing.

Mark Collett

There was a time when Mark Collett was one of the most important nazis in Britain. Sure, he had a bit of a habit of making a plonker out of himself on television., but Collett was always forgiven. No matter what he did. That was until Collett ended up on the eve of the 2010 election involved in an alleged plot to murder Nick Griffin, the man who had bent over backwards to accommodate Collett's ego and continual episodes of tearful tantrums.

Collett: Yes, yes he does...

Collett: Yes, yes he does...

After leaving the BNP, Collett followed a lot of other frustrated nazis into the English Democrats who had been a good customer in buying his pizza-menu styled leaflets.

Collett is still about, still giving advice to everyone about how Britain needs him to come back and rescue it. And, as this picture at the top of this blog shows, he does it with a blond on his arm. Charmed.

Steve Moore

We had lot of fun with Northern Ireland's Steve Moore. He was like a gift that just kept on giving.

Moore: One of the master race

Moore: One of the master race

Once the BNP was run out of Northern Ireland, Moore went quiet for a while. He was probably hoping not to get caught up in the search for missing Loyalist monies. Well you would, wouldn't you?

Anyway, it turns out he was back last weekend with another new nazi venture. This one is called 'Ulster Awake'. I don't suppose the wally actually means the whole of Ulster (what with those 'Taigs' etc living all over the place) but 'Save The Six Counties' hardly has that nazi ring to it.

Never mind the grammar, feel the width

Never mind the grammar, feel the width

 Posted: 25 Nov 2015 | There are 1 comments | make a comment/view comments

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Nazis in the know...

posted by: Matthew Collins | on: Sunday, 22 November 2015, 12:10


British Voice: Bad eggs (and sausage rolls)

British Voice: Bad eggs (and sausage rolls)

The whole world now knows that the English Defence League (EDL) is a spent force. Five years of getting pissed in car-parks has quite surprisingly failed to stop Islamist terror attacks. Hundreds of arrests, broken bones, dodgy insurance claims, prison sentences and pictures of David Bolton's flaccid winkle have failed.

It's only been a year since Hernia Bay's Davey Russell, a pirate radio DJ and shouty moron launched an audacious bid to become leader of the group.

Russell: Your safety in his hands!!

Russell: Your safety in his hands!!

Like the rest of the weekend warriors, piss pots and pathetic, plastic patriots, Russell is as washed up now as he was then.

Still, silly Davey is not finished just yet. He is telling the world that he has advanced knowledge of an Islamist terror attack on Birmingham on December 12th. I say telling the world, it's mainly just the wallies who bother to listen to him. Where he got this knowledge from is a mystery. Did Isis call him on their CB radio? Sextext him?

Intel in the hands of an oxymoron

Intel in the hands of an oxymoron

Anyway, there he is at home in his underpants shouting down his computer screen and the silly sod has forgotten to tell the cops of this impending attack! How is he going to fight Islamist terror if he does not tell the counter-terror coppers? I not saying Davey is a rancid little plonker et al, but normally when he gets pulled up for being the moronic half-witted racist liar he is, he blames his kids for the misunderstandings. The number is 999, Davey. Do the decent thing and hand yourself in, you big idiot.

BNP: Small. Smaller. Smallest

BNP: Small. Smaller. Smallest

Above, there's a picture from inside yesterday's BNP conference. It is now as small and imperfectly formed as it is apparently stupid.

The moment it went further pear-shaped

The moment it went further pear-shaped

Anyway, me bad etc, etc, etc. British Voice, the tiny nazi splinter group from the BNP had to cancel its conference in St Helens yesterday.

Allegedly it is all my fault. The fall-out from last Thursday's blog and a subsequent article in the Liverpool Echo got BV's leader Mike Whitby all hot under the collar about blood libel and he pulled the plug on the shindig.

There's no love left in the group for one another and it is not just here they are blaming. In no particular order below is a host of unsocial media comments from the proudest white folk on these islands, slagging off other proud white folk.

I guess my work here is done...

And then there was more fall-out

And then there was more fall-out

 Posted: 22 Nov 2015 | There are 0 comments | make a comment/view comments

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The BNP: Dafter by the day...

posted by: Matthew Collins | on: Saturday, 21 November 2015, 14:18


BNP: So thick you couldn't make it up

BNP: So thick you couldn't make it up

I'm sure everyone is aware of the satirical internet news site Newsthump. The British National Party is, though they do not seem to be aware that it is a satirical news site.

As well as lots and lots of links to the Daily Mail and the Daily Express, they have also linked to a story from Newsthump, even asking whether Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn (the focus of the satirical story) is a joke himself!!

Hilarious: People laugh at the wally BNP

Hilarious: People laugh at the wally BNP

So used is the party to every link it puts on its Facebook page being commented on by anti-BNP types, they have decided to ignore people commenting to tell them they are idiots and that the story is not real.

The joke, you crazy, nazi fools, is once more on you...

Adam Walker: The superbrain in charge of the party..

Adam Walker: The superbrain in charge of the party..

 Posted: 21 Nov 2015 | There are 0 comments | make a comment/view comments

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Far-right round up

posted by: Matthew Collins | on: Wednesday, 18 November 2015, 10:59


Hesketh: He's a rum lad

Hesketh: He's a rum lad

It's been a while since I did one of these- and what with Eddie Stampton threatening to attack me with his cucumber recently, I thought it was time I pulled my finger out and got on with it.

Stampton: Cucumber gets ready

Stampton: Cucumber gets ready

Firstly, just as they were doing so well, the National Front has appointed their Scottish leader as national Chairman. I believe they call that 'reverse psychology' in some circles. The whisper is that the appointment is only until such a time Kevin Bryan feels he can come and take the party back over. It has been met with some considerable disharmony within party ranks (in Heywood particularly), because even if he is white, British and a nazi, the new Chairman is Scottish after all.

No such problems over in Britain First (BF). There were absolutely no candidates whatsoever for the top jobs in that party at their recent conference. Even considering standing would see you expelled. There was disharmony however over their South East activists not making it to conference last weekend. Leader Paul Golding could have done with Steve Lewis staying awake and providing some support, but poor old Steve and a few others were left stranded after their Thanet based transport failed to materialise. The person responsible has been expelled from the group. He blames the Japanese for the mix up. As you do.

Needless to say, it was a rum old do in the country. Jim Dowson flexed his biblical muscle against gays and abortion, fearing his considerable investment in paramilitary bin-liners was being pissed away by the heretics in the group. Dowson has recently been splashing the cash in Poland and Hungary and is by all accounts about to make a trip to Crimea next month to, of all things, look into opening an orphanage and a restaurant! Dowson has instructed Britain First that to keep receiving his goodwill, they have to stop boozing and brawling and embrace the bible harder. Although this appears to be no problem for Golding (who can manage both perfectly) some in the group are pushing Golding and Fransen to dump Dowson. It appears from the whispers on conference floor, that Dowson is considerably out of step with the anti-Muslim hatred and racist sentiment within the group. Dowson's vision for Britain appears to be not too dissimilar from that of Anjem Choudary, whilst some in the group believe they are somehow there in defence of liberal values.

What is quite clear, is that with the complete collapse of the English Defence League (EDL) Britain First is the port of call for those still walking and not interested in walking into the drug den that is the rival camps of the NF and the Infidels. Avoiding Nazism they may be attempting, but it is endless grief they are causing to Dowson and Golding.

But I guess that grief is nothing to the endless grief caused by Wayne Knight of EDL super-stupid fame. He's been slapped down again by our friends at EDL News. That silly boy really is like a bad smell. The society of bad smells probably want him thrown out!

Wayne: Owned by an adult this time..

Wayne: Owned by an adult this time..

Anyway, back to Britain First's problems. All of the behind the scene arguments appear to be giving Golding-who stormed around the hotel for two days in an enormous strop-somewhat of headache. What is not going down too well either, is the suggestion that BF dump him in favour of a woman (Fransen), which some feel would give the party a less harsh image (unless one has actually heard her speak!) Golding was horrified when it was privately suggested that he become President instead of Chairman. That's what the British National Party (BNP) offered Nick Griffin before shunting him off!

As well as our person at the conference, one internet news provider sent along someone obviously not schooled in the art of sitting quietly and undetected. This was not a wise move and how very lucky they are that they are not this morning picking him up from hospital after Britain First discovered him sitting cross legged and tapping away in the middle of their conference. People will get seriously hurt if they think this is just a bit of fun.

Pope: it took just seconds...

Pope: it took just seconds...

One person suffering from the fall-out and collapse of the EDL and all of that was aligned to it is Matt Pope, who laughingly thought he was the leader of Pegida UK. Pope has now discovered that he has been shafted and former EDL supremo Stephen Lennon has anointed himself leader of the group. Pope is shattered to learn of this betrayal. He really is as daft as he looks. Now, if he can just prove he is white enough, Jez Turner will welcome him into the out-and-out nazi movement. That really is all it takes to further ‘radicalise’ idiots on the British far-right.

Silly, silly sausage..

Silly, silly sausage..

One radicalised idiot is David Hesketh. Hesketh was arrested in Bradford last weekend and subsequently prohibited from attending all further EDL demonstrations whilst on bail. Hesketh thinks this means he can go to the Infidels rally in Anglesey this weekend instead. David, that would not be a smart move…

Hesketh: He's a rum lad

Hesketh: He's a rum lad

The tiny nazi splinter group British Voice are a laugh a minute. Who can forget their issue with Halal sausage rolls? The thirty members in the group (set up to honour their fallen Fuhrer Nick Griffin) are currently in dispute as to where their £97 in party funds went.

Now it seems they are having two party conferences this weekend. The very naughty Martin Vaughan has been emailing and phoning the entire media concerned with Merseyside telling them that the rival faction, led by Mike Whitby, are meeting in St Helens.

And finally, you may have read about a certain young man from Todmorden in Yorkshire writing about how excited he was about the terror attacks in Paris and how he hoped it would soon happen in Manchester? You shouldn’t be surprised to hear that he is not a young Muslim but is in fact, well, I guess you will know the rest….

Vaughan: A silly sausage roll

Vaughan: A silly sausage roll

Oh yes, the BNP splits again..

Oh yes, the BNP splits again..

 Posted: 18 Nov 2015 | There are 0 comments | make a comment/view comments

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Britain First at a mumbling crossroads

posted by: Duncan Cahill | on: Monday, 16 November 2015, 22:10


Jayda Fransen: Dark eyes on a dark job?

Jayda Fransen: Dark eyes on a dark job?

Britain First mumbled their way through their annual conference in Dronfield at the weekend. Less than seventy of their bin-bagged army bothered to turn up-this is despite the party reaching one million Facebook likes only a few days before.

Still, they are probably physically bigger than just about any other extreme far-right party or grouplet at the moment, but despite this, all is not well.

The night before the conference Britain First's leadership were propping up a bar in their hotel, the Sitwell Arms near Dronfield. And no, they still cannot organise a heavy drinking session in a place laden with beer...

There were arguments.

There were arguments in the party as to how long and far they can actually go with Paul Golding leading them from behind a crucifix. Some of the 'warriors' seem keener on Golding's deputy, Jayda Fransen leading them. Not as much as she is, apparently.

Dowson: A crook, actually..

Dowson: A crook, actually..

To back up Paul Golding, none other than Jim Dowson turned up to address the gathering. Billing himself as 'guest speaker' and not the 'silent business partner' he really is, Dowson spoke for forty minutes (it felt like a life time) about abortion and homosexuality, which immediately put him out of step with some in the room who were previously in the English Defence League (EDL) and for some reason believe themselves to hold progressive views. I guess they were also completely unaware of the huge debt(s) Golding still owes the party's erstwhile founder.

Imre Téglásy: Another man who wishes he had a womb

Imre Téglásy: Another man who wishes he had a womb

Dowson also told the room that the party needed to drop its hostility to Islam. This did not go down to well with a number of people.

Nor did the fact that the party pretended to hold votes but there was very little discussion (or votes on anything important.) Nor were there any candidates for posts which were handed out like medication bought over the internet should be.... How very "un-Christian."

Imre Téglásy, a Hungarian anti- abortionist was the guest speaker. Téglásy was drafted in by Dowson after Golding and Fransen’s recent trip to Hungary failed to impress anyone on the Hungarian far-right enough to come to the conference. By all accounts, the Hungarians even laughed in Golding’s face!

No one was laughing by the time the anti-abortionist had finished an hour of droning on and on.

Whilst it suits Dowson to pursue Golding’s wavering commitment to Christianity and monies, many on the floor of the conference were keener that Britain First drop the crucifixes. As one delegate (and not the secret blogger at the back of the room) told the room “the country is tired of religious extremism.”

Fransen made herself the star of the show. How her relationship with Dowson is, nobody knows. Dowson’s private pep talk to Golding before his non-existent Leader’s speech hardly lightened his mood.

For Golding, he feels his greatest chance of doing well in the London Mayoral Election is to play the religious card and attack the Labour candidate for being a Muslim. Not a popular choice with Dowson by all accounts who appeared to put his head in his hands, and not to pray.

Golding decided against a thumping closing address and instead allowed Fransen to receive the plaudits for another year of political failures and financial begging letters.

I think the knives may well and truly be out in the new year to see who will be Dowson's salient partner.

 Posted: 16 Nov 2015 | There are 3 comments | make a comment/view comments

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Job available...

posted by: Duncan Cahill | on: Thursday, 12 November 2015, 16:10


Not a very good job, to be honest

Not a very good job, to be honest

Yes, it's true. Kev Bryan has had to retire from leading the National Front, a lifetime's ambition ruined by the crashing of his car into a bus in Rossendale a couple of months ago. The bus has since recovered.

Bryan is not the sort of bloke you would expect to find leading a party at the cutting edge of political life; Which is exactly why he led the National Front.

Previously Kevin had been in the British National Party (BNP) but there was some nonsense in a tent one year at one of their drunken, weekend brawls in the country and he found himself sent to the tiny National Front, one of Britain's longest running hate groups- in disgrace.

Of all things, a Scotsman is in temporary charge of the party and he has been charged with seeing the NF through the busy time of year of festive engagements in pub brawls, arson, drug dealing, adultery, harassment, and of course, sumptuous buffets and other patriotic nonsense.

There are rumblings already down in England that this is some sort of Barnet Formula nonsense, so one need not panic that the head of our oldest surviving nazi party is being moved north of the border.

Applications are hardly pouring in, but we have drawn up a short list of candidates for the job:


Richard Edmonds:
One of the founding members of the BNP, Richard has been back in Britain a few years now after running off to Russia after watching the BNP go down the pan. Richard's pedigree for the top job is excellent. Before helping found the BNP he was an NF organiser in south London in the 1970's and one of his greatest accomplishments was the organising of the 1977 NF march in Lewisham that turned into a bloody riot. He is quite aged now and I was a little surprised to see last weekend that he still could not recite the Lord's Prayer without referring to notes. The reason for this, for those who do not know, is that Jesus is Lord and a Jew and Richard hates Jews.

Richard Edmonds:

Richard Edmonds:

Other than that, he always addresses women as 'Madam' is kind to animals, and believes the Holocaust is a lie dreamed up by Jews. Richard likes to relax in the evenings by listening to German operas and reading the obituaries in the Jewish Chronicle.

Eddy Morrison: It would be funny if he did get the job. He's formed and folded hundreds of nazi parties of his own over the years.

Morrison: White man, white lightning etc

Morrison: White man, white lightning etc

Within an hour of Eddy getting the top job, he'd be down some supermarket somewhere buying German beer and Belgium cider and the white revolution would be on hold until such a time Kevin Watmough turned up to try and drown him in a bath again.

Kevin Watmough: Nothing should stop Kevin applying for the top job. He used to run his own party years ago, then his members got raided by the police for child pornography. Has recently moved in to a nice new house with substandard brick work and hung an England flag from the roof. Quite clearly a warning message for any Scotsman who wanted to take the job...

Watmough: Looking this tough takes time

Watmough: Looking this tough takes time

Chris Jackson: Articulate, humorous, probably the most presentable person the NF have had in the last twenty years. Another ex-BNPer, this Burnley lad was once the North West regional organiser for the BNP. He has so much more talent than all of the others, he's got bugger all chance of getting the job.

Jackson: Too good for the job

Jackson: Too good for the job

Paul Prodromou: Before announcing his retirement, Kev Bryan spent a little time with Prodromou earlier this month. They even shared a venue for one SEA meeting and one NF meeting. Prodromou is desperate to be seen as a great leader, but he's an outside bet. His group South East Alliance is tiny, and Prodromou not the world's greatest organiser. One of the things he would be likely to propose would be the changing of the party's name to 'National Facking' Front'. He is a potty mouth.

Prodromous: England for the 'facking' English

Prodromous: England for the 'facking' English

Kevin McMahon: Now, I'm not going to speak out of turn here, but Kevin and his wife Debbie recently had a bit of a bash at their house where Kev was talking about what he would do if he was the leader of the National Front. It didn't bode well for Daz Lumb. That's all I'm going to say, particularly as he thought they had all kissed and made up after the mess Lumb made at their house. (Apparently it was like a scene from Trainspotting). Kev and Debbie have never forgiven the party leader (or Lumb) for chastising them over doing no work during the party's General Election campaign.

McMahon: Serious contender

McMahon: Serious contender

Dave McDonald: Deputy Leader of the National Front and currently caretaker boss.

McDonald: Not likely..

McDonald: Not likely..

 Posted: 12 Nov 2015 | There are 0 comments | make a comment/view comments

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NF no longer follow their leader

posted by: Sarah Archibald | on: Wednesday, 11 November 2015, 17:44


Kev Bryan has staggered away

Kev Bryan has staggered away

Sad news today as the greatest leader of a far right party since Adam Walker has stepped down. Yes Kev Bryan has walked, or staggered away, from the National Front’s top table.

The big lad has cited health reason for his departure following an altercation he had with a Lancashire bus. However, given he’s still staying on the party’s national executive you might be forgiven for raising an eyebrow in a querulous fashion. After all his tenure has hardly been an unqualified success, even by the far right’s low, low standards.

The NF’s election campaign was marked by typical farce as Kev missed the post leading to frantic last minute efforts to put the hate in the Mail. After internal recriminations the post-election period was no less eventful with things turning nasty at a North West Infidels rally as Nazi burglar Simon Biggs lashed out at marital nightmares, Kev and Debs McMahon.

Talking of the McMahon’s now may be the time, it seems, for the Heywood duo to launch their own leadership bid. Kev clearly has an eye on replacing on capacious arse on the big seat with another, whilst Debs is no doubt relishing catering to the leadership table, having, after all offered to feed fellow Nazis through the local foodbank. Dave McDonald, formerly Deputy Chairman and Scottish Regional Organiser has stepped into the breach but don’t expect his elevation - unelected and without consultation - to last. From where else candidates might emerge we don’t know but the eternal mid-Lothian question will undoubtedly rear its head. The NF might be a nationalist unionist party but the power, such that it is, lies in England. The north of England to be more precise.

Whoever ends up picking up the leadership cudgels, their task is unenviable. Thanks to the efforts successive triumphant leaders, membership is now in the low hundreds. We’ll watch proceedings with amused interest. Anyone brought popcorn?

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Barnsley's bad apples and the spitting foreigner..

posted by: Sarah Archibald | on: Tuesday, 10 November 2015, 14:45


Dale Kelk

Dale Kelk

South Yorkshire suffers more than its fair share of idiots what with Gail Speight’s serially idiotic Yorkshire English Defence League (EDL) frequently found staggering the streets with cans of lager and undergarments aloft and being all shouty.

Come December 7th it will be the turn of tiny EDL splinter group the ‘South Yorkshire Casuals’, the brainchild of one Dale Kelk, a chap who pines for the heady days of 80s football hooliganism. Being a tender 33 he’s too young to remember those torrid terrace times and so no doubt bases his reminisces, such as they are, YouTube videos and kiss and tell hooligan accounts- no doubt kept under his bed with a box of Kleenex.

Kelk, along with co-conspirator Bella Smith, has organised an anti-immigration demo for Barnsley next month. Being not the brightest, Kelk’s demo is not in fact against immigration, but refugees or, as he puts it the “horde of Syrian refugees” who are apparently set to descend on the South Yorkshire town in the future.

Kelk knows of this inevitability based upon one fact: That Barnsley’s asylum seeker support service is to re-open. As for “hordes”, it seems no figure has been given for the number of those fleeing civil that may or may not be housed in Barnsley, but in neighbouring Sheffield it’s been set at just 10-15 families.

Facts are of course irrelevant so Kelk is organising a demonstration, hoping that it will spark violence. He advises that “this time it’s going to kick off, f*** this it’s going back to the football way of life” and that he’s up for war. It’ll be just like it says it was in the books he buys on the cheap when they’re only a quid on Amazon.




Surprisingly, Kelk isn't just a plank; he's a registered pipe fitter for his company DCK Pipe Fitting Solutions, registered in Rayleigh.

South Yorkshire Police are familiar with Kelk’s ranting and raving. He organised a similarly ill-informed hate fest earlier this year in protest against the sexual assault of a girl, allegedly by a bloke with a “foreign accent and brown skin.” South Yorkshire Police confirmed no such attack took place. The small gathering that took place nonetheless attracted the usual suspects, such as the North West Infidels’ John English who in his previous EDL life pleaded guilty to his involvement in the infamous Brierfield disorder.

So embarrassing is Kelk that even football hooligans have banned him from their Facebook page after he attempted to promote his tawdry gang.


Kelk’s co-conspirator, Bella Smith, is best known for her once staunch support of Peterborough EDL jailbird Mark Hogg. That support evaporated when he was subject of some rather unsavoury allegations that started in far right circles. We couldn’t comment upon their veracity. But he is banned from his local library.


Bella Smith

Bella Smith

Bella’s doing her bit to stoke the local fire by spreading a suitably dubious looking story, one of two that have been plugged on the demonstration’s Facebook page. We’re always amused as to how it’s only known racists or their friends who witness the fantastical crimes of others, but never their own. And also, despite being hardened racists, born into a world of hatred and stereotype, people like Bella’s sister cannot tell the difference between a supposed Romanian or a supposed Pakistani.

 Posted: 10 Nov 2015 | There are 4 comments | make a comment/view comments

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National Front march begins and ends in disgrace

posted by: Matthew Collins | on: Sunday, 8 November 2015, 21:19


The National Front (NF) marched to the cenotaph this afternoon in their usual display of admiration for defeated Nazis of the Second World War, or as the NF prefers to describe them, "brothers."

How the NF remember the war dead..

How the NF remember the war dead..

In the run up to the march there had been some threats of violence between the National Front and the faction they defeated for use of the party's name earlier this year.

The defeated faction now goes by the name "New Dawn" and is led on the streets by police grass, woman beater and drug dealer Eddie Stampton. Stampton had been selling rather dodgy poppy badges to fund his big day out. Initially we thought the "14" was to signify the magical nazi code the "14 Words". In turns out to be more likely the number of members his group has.

Stampton's badges which raises his drug money

Stampton's badges which raises his drug money

The National Front managed only eighty on their march, whilst Stampton's "New Dawn" who marched off ten minutes later, managed around a dozen marchers.

Among those on the National Front's march was Paul Prodromou the in-denial Greek Cypriot, who leads the tiny South East Alliance. Prodromou, who prefers to be known as Pitt, is desperate to secure himself a spot in the leadership of the NF. To impress them, he runs regular trips to Dover for him and five friends to try and start fights with anyone he does not like the look of. He does more damage to the English language every time he opens his mouth than anybody suffering in tents in Calais would ever even dream of. Prodromou prefixes every utterance he makes with the word "fuck". He'll do well in the NF.

It didn't take long for a clearly "distressed" (that's me being polite and not saying "high as a kite") Stampton to launch an attack on the NF contingent and an all out brawl ensued.

Despite being a self-declared man of terror and hard man, Stampton's friend Mark Atkinson, of the Racial Volunteer Force, refused to join in.

The NF attacked a number of photographers along the route of their march. Isn't it surprising how these proud nazis do not like their pictures being taken?

Layzell: Spying on the NF

Layzell: Spying on the NF

Surprise of the afternoon? Another self-confessed police grass, Kevin Layzell, appeared with both groups. That is what a good police grass does. Stampton failed to materialise after his drug high obviously subsided.

The bulk of Stampton's dirty dozen was made up of Polish nazis who are banned from the NF march after one of them lit a flare a couple of years ago that led to the party Chairman choking and soiling himself whilst miming the words to the Lord's prayer.

Layzell: 10 minutes later spying on New Dawn

Layzell: 10 minutes later spying on New Dawn

Prodromou: England for the 'facking' English but no tie

Prodromou: England for the 'facking' English but no tie

 Posted: 8 Nov 2015 | There are 3 comments | make a comment/view comments

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National Action: Recovery is just a T-shirt away

posted by: Matthew Collins | on: Wednesday, 4 November 2015, 11:47


Come on out boys. It's over

Come on out boys. It's over

As if they'd been left at the altar, the teen-nazi gang National Action have been off in their bedrooms navel gazing since the humiliation of August's arthouse debacle in Liverpool.

No amount of poetry or Garron's alleged grassing or even Kevin's hackneyed protestations could mend their nazi hearts. Things looked bad for the group. Never mind, the National Front and North West Infidels had a good laugh at Jack "the Jew-hater" Renshaw crying his eyes out in the left luggage office.

It was only last month that National Action bothered to even raise their little faces. They surfaced again when Paul Hickman went around a few Universities putting up stickers with Hitler's face on. He did it late at night, obviously. But it was, for the lot of them, some much needed relief for them.

National Action: Never been kissed

National Action: Never been kissed

Even if Halloween night had been a terrifying set back with men in masks at their doorsteps, at least it distracted from the disastrous appearance on the BBC of their mindless leader Ben Raymond. Back in September he sat cross legged on a pebbled beach looking and sounding anything other than the gun-touting Aryan Warrior he had proclaimed himself to be in his writings. He'd called for "brutes" to join the movement, he got instead, teenagers in cheap aftershave.

Davies: Couldn't get a woman wet if he stood in a puddle

Davies: Couldn't get a woman wet if he stood in a puddle

National Action have now turned to making T-shirts to fund their revolutionary graffiti sprees. Except, they're not actually making them themselves. No, according to the pimpled proletarian that is the failed co-leader Alex Davies, the T-shirts are being printed by a reputable company who one assumes is unaware of the job in hand.

And judging by little Alex's advertising, it's not just Philosophy that he failed at. 'Mr Loverman' cried so many tears when he was shoved in the back at Lime Street he was himself, wetter than an otter's pocket. See what we did there, Alex?

So, National Action have a T-shirt that says "Total War" on it. Wouldn't "Total Surrender" be more apt? After all, ou can't get the T-shirt until you've been there and done it, etc, etc.

Read the terms and conditions, boys

Read the terms and conditions, boys

Anyway, the T-shirts are in clear breach of Teespring's terms and conditions, so we'll be warning them.

 Posted: 4 Nov 2015 | There are 3 comments | make a comment/view comments

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American neo-nazi barred from entering the UK

posted by: Matthew Collins | on: Wednesday, 4 November 2015, 11:45


No go for Heimbach's hatred

No go for Heimbach's hatred

The Home Secretary has banned an American neo-nazi from visiting the United Kingdom to give a series of speeches over lunches with the British far-right. Hope not hate broke the news of his planned visit last month.

Probably for telling lies

Probably for telling lies

According to the Southern Poverty Law Centre, Matthew Heimbach is considered to be "the face of a new generation of white nationalists, Matthew Heimbach founded a campus chapter of Youth for Western Civilization at Towson University in Maryland and later started the White Student Union there.

"He also has been a member of the neo-Confederate League of the South. Since graduating in the spring of 2013, he has entrenched himself further in the white nationalist movement and become a regular speaker on the radical-right lecture circuit."

Heimback was due to be a guest of rising star in the Jew-hating movement, Jack Sen.

He won't be missed.

 Posted: 4 Nov 2015 | There are 2 comments | make a comment/view comments

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BNP further strangled

posted by: Matthew Collins | on: Tuesday, 3 November 2015, 09:46


Jefferson & Walker: Choking the nazi breath out of the party

Jefferson & Walker: Choking the nazi breath out of the party

The British National Party (BNP) has announced Clive Jefferson as its deputy leader. The announcement comes in the same week that the party published its accounts. They were passed by an independent auditor, making Clive Jefferson the most brilliant Treasurer in the history of the BNP, ever!

Giving this back street massage the real happy ending is the news that the £324,000 the party received in “donations” last year is the “cleanest” money in politics. Well, if hounding ageing racists on their death beds and then staging fake funerals in their wake is clean, one can only ask how they would explain the increase in management costs at a time when the party is rudderless in almost every sense.

Clive's got it all now.

Clive's got it all now.

Staffing costs are down, but the management costs are up in the Clive & Adam show. Maybe it is an increase in office rent, but I’m pretty sure that Clive is supposed to pay that to himself so that would be wrong. He can’t even pay the gas bill on time..

The party has written very excitedly about Clive’s brilliance:

Own the party, play the party etc, etc

Own the party, play the party etc, etc

Adam Walker said: "Clive has come through for us again. It was a difficult year in many ways with Clive facing major surgery (from which he is now recovered) and the loss of our long-term Auditor, Silver and Co., who gave up this type of work for all clients. Clive and his team found and engaged new auditors who have given a 100 per cent audit pass - achieved for his fourth consecutive year. I am proud to announce that in recognition of his outstanding service to our Party and Cause I have appointed Clive to be my Deputy Chairman - a role he will fulfil alongside his longstanding job as Treasurer. To allow Clive time to be an effective Deputy Chairman he has stepped down from the role of National Nominating Officer - a function he carried out flawlessly for seven years. "

Yes, Clive nominated the fewest BNP candidates than any other nominating officer in the party’s history. As for the party having changed auditors, I was under the impression it may have something to do with the party employing and then dispensing with the services of Frank Hogarth, formerly of Silver & co.

Membership is said to be just under 3,000-talk about a massage with extras! Nearly 700 of those are life members persuaded by Jim Dowson back in 2010 that the BNP would be in power by now. Just like in the old German Nazi Party, it was a good idea at the time to get in early for future reference.

I wonder how many of those 700 received a ballot paper in the party’s recently staged leadership election?

Still, the main thing is that Clive and Adam are getting paid and they can continue carrying out their important pastimes’ in the toilets at the party conference later this month.

It’s debatable whether Simon Darby will be there. No-one has heard from him in weeks-perhaps the former deputy leader has stumbled in the bargain aisle of some supermarket somewhere. Or maybe his missus has caught him at it again- or maybe, he has given up like the rest of the BNP.

Darby: Clean up in aisle 4

Darby: Clean up in aisle 4

 Posted: 3 Nov 2015 | There are 0 comments | make a comment/view comments