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Far-right round up

posted by: Matthew Collins | on: Friday, 29 April 2016, 14:02


Bell aka Tommy Johnson: Naughty boy

Bell aka Tommy Johnson: Naughty boy

The British National Party (BNP) South West Organiser Julie Lake recently announced she was stepping down. Then she was not. Then she was happy again.

Galloway and Furness sitting next to each other

Galloway and Furness sitting next to each other

Just this last week she has been particularly happy with the attention she has been receiving from Party Chairman Adam Walker. Hardly a moment has passed on her social media without mentioning how hard Walker is working and how well he is treating her.

Lake: Happy with life again

Lake: Happy with life again

If only the other 2600 people who have quit the BNP since he took over could receive the same personal attention they wouldn't be in the mess they are, probably. Any chance of Simon Derby getting a lift in Adam's Range Rover to his next visit to the Supermarket? No, I guess not. Not only is he the daftest, Walker is still the scruffiest of any party leader in Britain.

There was some excitement in the party last week when their candidate for London Mayor David Furness sat next to George Galloway at a hustings event held by pensioners in Lewisham, South London. According to the party's report of the occasion, Furness was quite a hit. "He spoke to several and gave them literature." Indeed. Dare I ask whether it was the usual request to sign all your worldly goods over to the party, coupled with a "Do Not Resuscitate" order?

He's lovely, he's a loser, he's scruffy

He's lovely, he's a loser, he's scruffy

The fight between Kevin McMahon of the National Front (NF) and the assorted weirdoes and child abusers of the nazi gang National Action doesn't appear to be slowing down much. This week the NF are threatening Leeds based nazi Tommy Johnson (real name Ashley Bell). Of course, McMahon is not doing the threatening himself (the last thing he wants is his hobby farm being invaded by glue sniffers again) and is farming the work out to of all places, the Scottish borders. And that means that some bloke called Peter Duncalf is now going to "stamp" on Bell's head on the instructions of Melanie Adams who has been told that National Action are targeting her- by the National Front. Do keep up, dear!

Naughty talk about NA's Ashley Bell

Naughty talk about NA's Ashley Bell

But the troubles for the NF, National Action and also the North West Infidels do not end here. One of their own has been going around attacking the houses of people inside the group(s) that they do not like, including the home of one member currently up for intent to supply Class A drugs. Sadly, we cannot go into the full details of this disgusting affair, but no doubt it will all come out at the Coroner's report.

The proposed stamper

The proposed stamper

Things should be a little brighter for the fash this weekend when those not currently on bail or involved in child abuse or dealing drugs make their way to West London for a meeting of the London Forum. For twenty of your English pounds they're offering 'Anglo Saxon Poetry' which sounds like a lot of words that rhyme with 'duck' to me.

Mike Whitby will be there to give a speech about the evil Jews. Whitby will proably not be talking about why he has been thrown out of his own party, but dare I say there will be a close eye kept on any collection that is made on the evening?

Edmonds may struggle to make it inside

Edmonds may struggle to make it inside

The only problem for the day I can foresee is Richard Edmonds being able to make his speech (about Jews), what with the strict dress code etc, etc

 Posted: 29 Apr 2016 | There are 0 comments | make a comment/view comments

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Infidel Alan Boswell claims “jackpot” following police assault conviction

posted by: Sarah Archibald | on: Thursday, 28 April 2016, 14:44


Alan Boswell: A light on, no-one home

Alan Boswell: A light on, no-one home

North East Infidel Alan Boswell has been crowing about hitting the judicial jackpot following his conviction for assaulting a police officer.

Previously Boswell, of Sunderland, had been soiling his underwear at the thought of a custodial sentence. His brown-stained concern was seemingly well placed given he committed his latest offence whilst on tag and probation for a conviction earned only last month.

Boswell, who posts on Facebook as Alan Rain, was up before the beak again having spat at an officer policing the North West Infidels latest dismally attended Rochdale demo. Accurately described by council leader Richard Farnell as a “small gang of louts” and “a rabble of just 30 people” the NWI notched up three arrests that day.

Boswell’s was the most serious and came after he attempted to spit on a local Asian person, missed and bullseyed a bobby. He was promptly nicked and, much to his dismay, held in a Bury cell for the weekend before magistrates allowed him to return to the North East on the Monday. This gave him a good three weeks to ponder his fate and seek expert advice from colleagues with what you might call inside knowledge of the judicial system.

Dope seeks legal advice

Dope seeks legal advice

Lisa offers expert insight.

Lisa offers expert insight.

This Monday his day in court came and with it support from neo-Nazi drug-dealer Warren Faulkner and his NEI cronies.

Despite the disrespect shown to the court. Boswell emerged later having received a fine of just £295. He described this result as a “jackpot”. Greater Manchester Police are unlikely to share his enthusiasm.

Bell for

Bell for

Should the force be reading they may take heart from a recent case in Lancashire which saw two other criminal morons, who indulged in similar behaviour, earn their comeuppance. They, like, Boswell couldn’t believe their luck after escaping jail and, like Boswell, crowed about it on Facebook. They were promptly hauled back into court – and jailed. One can only hope a similar fate awaits Boswell.

 Posted: 28 Apr 2016 | There are 0 comments | make a comment/view comments

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Uncles continues to undermine Kent sexual assault investigation

posted by: Sarah Archibald | on: Tuesday, 26 April 2016, 11:52


Steve Uncles, off his hat.

Steve Uncles, off his hat.

If the case were not so serious then the fantastical interventions of Steve Uncles, the English Democrats candidate for the Kent Police & Crime Commissioner, would be laughable. But we’re talking about an allegation of sexual assault and an investigation which has seen 11 men arrested.

On Sunday we reported how Uncles had claimed that Kent Police had lied about the case. Rather than being 11 white, English, non-Muslim men arrested in connection with a case of sexual assault, Uncles said that seven Muslim men had raped a woman.” He knew this, he said, because a serving Kent Police officer told him so.

Yesterday Uncles amended his story. “I now have been reliably informed that he (sic) Gang Rape involved at least seven men from the “Traveller Community”” he said. So “the seven Muslim rapists” is now “at least seven men” who are Travellers. No explanation is given for the change of story which, remember, Uncles claims came from a disgruntled serving officer. Nor is any given as to why the ethnicity, nationality and faith of the three men remaining on bail has apparently escaped the investigative eye of that officer and the English Democrats’ super sleuth.

It does not add up, whichever way you look at it.

Uncles goes on to again claim that Kent Police have gone into “Propaganda mode.” Because they’re obviously not busy enough tackling crime in austerity reduced circumstances, the force is apparently waging war on the English Democrats. That sounds highly credible Steve, not least because your party is itself such a threat to the establishment in Kent. At last year’s General Election the EDs polled 0.3% in Faversham & Mid Kent and 0.4% in Erith & Thamesmead.

Fashanory.

Fashanory.

Uncles makes this claim on the basis that Kent Police identified those arrested as “White English” when, he says, there is no such ethnic characterisation on official forms. Obviously it is beyond the wit of the police to be able to identify the ethnicity and national identity of people they have arrested and identified.

Whilst we understand Uncles is motivated by the fact he’s got an election to spectacularly lose, his intervention in a case of such seriousness is not only distasteful, it’s hugely irresponsible. He seems to forget that whilst he’s punting lunatic conspiracy theories, Kent Police are investigating a very serious allegation.

It appears that promoting racial and religious hatred is way more important to Steve than securing justice for the victims of crime. That then suggests he is perhaps not the ideal for the role of Kent’s Police & Crime Commissioner.

 Posted: 26 Apr 2016 | There are 0 comments | make a comment/view comments

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English Democrat PCC candidate Steve Uncles picks fight with Kent Police

posted by: Sarah Archibald | on: Sunday, 24 April 2016, 20:36


Steve Uncles

Steve Uncles

Steve Uncles campaign to become Kent’s Police and Crime Commissioner has taken an interesting turn after he accused the county’s force of lying over a sexual assault investigation.

Last week Kent Police took the unusual step of releasing details of the nationality and ethnicity of 11 men arrested in connection with the alleged assault at the Bluewater shopping centre. On its Facebook page the force wrote that: “Due to the widespread attention this incident has received, investigating officers can confirm that all the 11 men who were arrested are white, English and non-Muslim.”

Kent Police clarify the situation.

Kent Police clarify the situation.

Among those who had previously given the case attention was Uncles who used his blog to claim that “Seven Muslim Men rape Young Woman in Bluewater Carpark in Kent.” This is as clearly as accurate as pretty much everything else Uncles says, getting the number of suspects, their faith and the crime they are being investigated for all wrong.

Uncles' own interpretation of events.

Uncles' own interpretation of events.

Of course, though, the Great Leader knows better, tweeting that both Kent Police and the BBC are lying about the case. He alleges an un-named serving officer, fed up with PC PCs, told him. Uncles seems unphased by the fact that he’s hijacking an alleged crime as serious sexual assault to promote his disgraceful politics whilst along the way seeking to disrupt the police investigation by disseminating falsehoods. The young woman who reported this incident deserves better.

Uncles: Kent Police are liars.

Uncles: Kent Police are liars.

It continues what you might call his intriguing election campaign which began with him succeeding in delaying his trial for alleged electoral fraud on the grounds that he’s standing for the commissioner post. Kent Online reported that he denies seven charges of using a false instrument with intent and three of causing or permitting a false statement to be included in a nomination form in April 2013.

Meanwhile Uncles joined in what became quite a distasteful free-for-all on the constabulary’s Facebook thread. He wittered on about the categories used by police forces to classify by ethnicity of those with whom they come into contact. To be honest, he made not a lot of sense.

Uncles gets taken to task.

Uncles gets taken to task.

Joining him was Kim Gandy, the English Democrats’ Dagenham & Rainham local council candidate. Posting as Lilly Langtryy, Gandy demanded “proper descriptions” of the suspects querying how else 11 men already arrested and bailed could be identified. She questioned if the apparent failure to provide those descriptions was for fear of “offending” some “minority”. She must think that white non-Muslim English men are somehow a minority in the UK. To be fair, it does sound like the sort of lunatic nonsense that she would believe. Remember this is a woman whose views are so rank and vitriolic that UKIP saw fit to throw her out.

Gandy gets taken to task.

Gandy gets taken to task.

Mind you, no-one seems to have told Cliff Dixon, chair of UKIP’s infamous Hillingdon branch. He seems quite smitten with the long-time far right activist who once posted that dementia sufferers then in her care “need putting down.” Dixon recently posted to the UKIP Hillingdon Facebook page a picture of Gandy leafleting for the Better Off Out campaign. A lovely couple they do not make.

Door knockers.

Door knockers.

Kim and Cliff.

Kim and Cliff.

Dixon himself has, like Gandy, also previously courted controversy having joined the EDL front that is March For England and been snapped with Tommy Robinson’s cousin and former deputy, Kev Carroll.Cliff Dixon (circled) with Kev Carroll (centre, kneeling)

All told, neither the English Democrats nor UKIP emerge from this tawdry tale looking good. No doubt this will be reflected at the ballot box on May 5th.

 Posted: 24 Apr 2016 | There are 1 comments | make a comment/view comments

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Answering Britain First's election lies about homeless soldiers

posted by: James Rennie | on: Saturday, 23 April 2016, 10:37


Golding: Cashing in on the dead and homeless

Golding: Cashing in on the dead and homeless

So Paul Golding has published his, yes his manifesto (not Britain First as he describes it as "My 8 point plan for London!") Before I go any further with this demolition of Mr Golding's claims, I need to declare an interest; I have worked with people on the streets of the capital for over 20 years, day in day out. I am not making this intervention lightly.

So why am I exercised to write this blog for Hope not hate? Well point 5 of Mr Golding's manifesto makes an outlandish and wholly misleading promise to "House London's 3,000 homeless veterans".

Lies, lies , lies and impossibilities

Lies, lies , lies and impossibilities

Are there really 3,000 homeless veterans on our streets, in London, today? Well, the "facts" quoted by Golding appear to come from an article on LBC aired on the 23rd January 2013. Three years old, these figures were wrong then and they are wrong now. How do I know? Well, the Greater London Assembly commissioned St Mungo's (a major rough sleepers charity) to manage a reporting and recording system called CHAIN. This system records real time intervention from the capital's streets by outreach workers who engage with those sleeping out day and night seven days a week with supported input by the capital'ss many homeless day centres. Every intervention is recorded.

In the year 2014-15, the last completed year for which figures are available, London had 7581 people sleeping rough on its streets. The vast majority of these spent just one (67%) or fewer than five nights out (13%). Indeed we are talking about around 20% of those seen out intermittently or consistently over the year. These figures disguise the fact that the majority of people transition in and out of accommodation, so actually those permanently living on the streets is really relatively small.

So....what about this figure of 3,000? Well firstly it is wrong. Very wrong. The figures available from CHAIN, show that those sleeping out during the 2014-15 period who had a forces background was 450. I have avoided using the word "just" as it is still horrendous. This accounts for 6% of the headline figure, but this only means seen out and not those actually living on the streets, as it might be their first and last night out.

So, Golding’s appropriation of the figure 3,000 is wrong. The empirical figure of 450 right. This does not actually mean 450 British forces personnel, either. Paul Golding and co are showing an unexpectedly warm heart because the breakdown of those on the streets with a forces background shows 299 of those seen out were people whose forces experience was for other countries, European and worldwide.

Evidence shows that 151 people from a British forces background slept out, with all the caveats above, and it is likely that circa 20 people a night sleeping rough in London who have a British forces background. Those that live on the streets will have had many, and I mean many, options offered them by SSAFA (the acronym for Soldiers, Sailors, Air Force & Army) Veterans Aid and Help For Heroes absolutely superb services - as well as the St Mungo's, Thamesreach and CRI outreach teams. The obscene claim by Britain First is a cruel and wholly unwarranted sleight to those dedicated charities. Of course, it is not the first time that Golding has run into trouble with forces’ charities or abused the lives or memory of people connected to the armed forces.

He really doesn't give a toss

He really doesn't give a toss

Those that refuse services, sadly, are often those who are substance dependent or have enduring mental health issues and these problems are not about housing but about finding the triggers to help these veterans accept the service on offer to them.

So may I respectfully ask Paul Golding and Co to amend their manifesto to "house the 20 people out who have a forces background but refuse assistance"? That isn't so dramatic but it is much nearer the truth.

 Posted: 23 Apr 2016 | There are 1 comments | make a comment/view comments

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Aryan stud not in the mood for love

posted by: Matthew Collins | on: Friday, 22 April 2016, 08:17


Wilshaw on Hitler's birthday earlier this week

Wilshaw on Hitler's birthday earlier this week

Kevin Wilshaw is a man who has not achieved much in his life. He managed to get his ex-wife to cite Adolf Hitler in their divorce. Apparently it's a first. I for one was just very surprised to hear he had even married.

Surprisingly, Kev's not very popular with his own kind. He tells me he is going to write a book about his time in the far-right, which is interesting. I wrote a book about my time in the far-right too, but I had to leave a few things out to avoid upsetting further my dear old mum. There's just some things you don't want your parents to read about.

Wilshaw at the height of his NF activism

Wilshaw at the height of his NF activism

If Kevin is serious about writing a book about his time in the far-right, and he is going to be honest, perhaps he'll talk about his ongoing obsession with me (over twenty years now) and why he was told he was not to visit the old National Front bunker in Newham after he had been drinking.

Wilshaw: Gonna party like it's 1939

Wilshaw: Gonna party like it's 1939

These days Kevin seems to like to hang out on line with the teen gang National Action who are probably impressed with his tales of "the old days" when Kevin managed to leave absolutely no trace whatsoever. Or Perhaps it is his love of uniforms.

Kevin celebrated his love of Adolf Hitler during the week, when on the Fuhrer's birthday he popped down to his local pub in Aylesbury dressed up in uniform. Kevin likes dressing up.

Sorry ladies, he's not interested

Sorry ladies, he's not interested

Kevin's main problem is that women (in his imagination) find him attractive. Yes, you know, those ads from dating sites that pop up in your spam mail. They're getting Kevin all hot under the collar. He is not a man for loving, you hear?

Maybe he can put that in his book.

 Posted: 22 Apr 2016 | There are 0 comments | make a comment/view comments

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Wrexham Infidel not as sharp as the knife he once violently used

posted by: Sarah Archibald | on: Wednesday, 20 April 2016, 14:16


Burnie in a Bridewell

Burnie in a Bridewell

Wrexham-based Infidel and convicted knifeman David Burnie has cashed in a whole lot of stupid to earn himself a few column inches in yesterday's Daily Post.

The Welsh newspaper has published a splash revealing how Burnie took a selfie whilst in the back of a police van. He captioned it "Ooooh shiiiiiit", suggesting that, whilst not arrested, perhaps he'd gone and done a naughty.

If so, it would not be the first time. In August 2012 Burnie stabbed a man in the neck in an attack the judge who handed down a five and a half year sentence, remarked "could have been murder." Presumably he's currently only free on licence.

Burnie counts NWI leader Shane Calvert and his acolytes Chelsea and Karen Clarke among his Facebook buddies. He has also expressed online allegiance to around 35 far right groups. These include the Infidels, Combat 18, English Defence League (EDL), British National Party (BNP), English Volunteer Force (EVF) and National Front (NF).

So, is anyone surprised that the far right has embraced another violent criminal?

We're not, but word is that the increasingly fractious feud within the North West Infidels has led one longstanding member to quit, citing the criminal tendencies of his fellow Infidels. He seems not to have noticed before which, to say the least is odd. These are street politicians of conviction.

Realisation only dawned when he looked at a couple of cases pending in his local area, one particularly tragic, both unconnected to NWI activity. But it's not a case of better late than never because people's lives have been damaged. It's a case of too late.

 Posted: 20 Apr 2016 | There are 0 comments | make a comment/view comments

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More barmy armies...

posted by: Matthew Collins | on: Wednesday, 20 April 2016, 08:38


Marc Watson: The Wigan Warrior

Marc Watson: The Wigan Warrior

A difficult few days for the North West Infidels (NWI) and the National Front (NF) as their once mighty love affair continues to crash around them.

Despite an appeal for unity by the NF's former Chairman, the last two days have seen two houses attacked by rival factions, windows smashed, car tyres slashed and a delicious envelope of information arrive at our office.

Kev Bryan: Former NF leader getting very nervous

Kev Bryan: Former NF leader getting very nervous

For legal reasons we cannot produce much of the material we are in possession of and nor do we wish to prejudice one of a series of trials that are about to begin. These are a truly horrendous gang of sick individuals and that they are now turning their violent attentions on each other is something we should all be grateful of. One particular case that involves one of the group is evidence enough that its activities are wholly criminal and in no way political.

I would suggest that the National Front's plan for a buffet and narcotics exchange in north Manchester this weekend is more than likely to turn into a belated Valentine's Day massacre. Still, don't let that stop Debbie cooking up some sausage rolls for those partaking in a planned fight before hand at a Manchester tram station. We hear that people from as far a field as Coventry and Newcastle are planning on arriving in time for knuckle and jam sandwiches.

Watson with Jesus

Watson with Jesus

I covered the nazi army wannabe's a lot this past week and so today is no different. Britain First, the faux Christian Patriots who do communion with a bottle of vodka and diet pills have "stood down" Marc Watson of Wigan, because they feel he is not capable of persisting with their current round of punch ups outside of Mosques.

Watson, who hails from Wigan, has not let this sad news get him down. Just like Jesus would have, he has gone to ground to find a solution to his current troubles.

And, just like Jesus would probably not have done, Watson's solution is to search for a better way to protect his knuckles. Yes, it's in the Bible folks.

 Posted: 20 Apr 2016 | There are 0 comments | make a comment/view comments

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When Boneheads get angry

posted by: Matthew Collins | on: Tuesday, 19 April 2016, 14:17


Boneheads: They're all over the shop

Boneheads: They're all over the shop

So, I've had another raft (if that’s the right word) of angry nazis threatening to do all kinds of things to me. One, a sad little nazi with fantasises about witchcraft and little boys, has even threatened to turn me into a frog! Merde!!

Others just threaten the usual which somehow with these sort of people always seems to concern my bottom. One threat, a warning from the Right Wing Resistance faux army, has got me wondering about Gary Crane and his ilk. I know Crane didn't send it, it's not his style.

He's mainly famous for poncing fags off kids at bus stops and yet we worry that one bus wanker will infect another with his poison. It's not easy being a Bonehead. I know some may sneer at them for the large boots, misspelt tattoos and their work-shy ways, but have a little sympathy.

They are a put-upon group; understood, but very unloved. A minority in a world that keeps on spinning. You know what it's like; you like those Spaghetti hoops that let you spell out Hitler on your dinner plate, but you do not like the fact that despite their German sounding name, the manufacturer steadfastly refuses your demands to put swastika shaped spaghetti in the tin.

Abby's reward for Aryan infidelity

Abby's reward for Aryan infidelity

You carry the whole weight of the world on the steel tip of your boot. It's a full time job just avoiding work and it's depressing that your favourite colour is actually black. Your boots are black, but your bread is white. Your mother stopped sewing dodgy badges on your uniform around the same time you left the cub scouts and your sister has a black baby that you cannot help but love.

And then, not only that, according to the white man’s internet bible, the Jews have got you wanking about fat girls!!

Unsurprisingly, you the Bonehead have few friends. Your old friends, fools, embraced foreign food and jungle music years ago, leaving you with a couple of dodgy armbands, some YouTube videos and a membership to a private army that is not really like an army at all.

Instead of drilling, you lay in bed all day drinking cheap lager (and thinking about fat girls, apparently), dreaming of going to war, but in reality are just glad that someone else is doing the killing for you somewhere far, far away from your front door. To show those proper soldiers your support, you wear a poppy, but you do not buy it from the British legion. You buy it from a grubby nazi like yourself to keep the money amongst similar brethren to yourself. There's too many darkies in the real army.

It's funny because it's true...

It's funny because it's true...

Yes, spare a thought for the Boneheads. They say they’re right wing but they worry that every article in the Daily Mail is actually about them as they lounge around in front of a long mirror. Maybe Norman Tebbit was right all along.

The truth is, Crane normally walks to the nowhere he’s heading as bus fare eats in to his lager money. The kids on the bus, well, they're too bright to actually fall for his nonsense. But he does go into the off license for them and buy their fags for them. That's just another social poison entirely.

And, poor Crane has enough problems of his own without us picking on him. The other Boneheads have taken a dislike to him. It's the celebrity of his situation. 'Tall Poppy Syndrome' as the Australians so eloquently explain it. Since crowning himself the Toughest Bonehead in Britain with dubious tales about his fighting prowess as he fled Liverpool Lime Street last year, and with tabloid tittle tattle about him poisoning kids with his filth, some other Boneheads have questioned his worth.

Timms: Don't tell the social

Timms: Don't tell the social

Crane ran off with another woman no sooner had he made the Scottish papers last month and his Boneheaded celebrity grew out of control. Celebrity will do that to a man. Crane ran off and left his wife so that he could be with Abbie Timms aka Abby Cartwright, another naughty, nutty, neo-nazi. She's got form, and it hasn't taken long for her to join the ranks of Crane's 'Right Wing Resistance' a layabout Bonehead army dreamt up from the depths of a moronic New Zealand national who has a yellow appendage on account of his time eating crisps in front of his lap top.

Timms/Cartwright has also apparently, been having difficulties with Crane's ex-missus, who has been left stumped up in Kilmarnock and unwilling to go to the shops and procure fags for the kids Crane has been accused of trying to poison. Confused? Well yes, you should be. She's allegedly been waking up Timms/Cartwright and Crane with nuisance phone calls in the middle of the day.

Let's hope the social don't find out that Timms/Cartwright is now a full-time bootlicker in the Aryan resistance to work- army, too.

'Right Wing Resistance' (hereafter known as RWR) is of course not just the creation of Crane- as I pointed out earlier. It is an international concern of bedsit bootboys and girls with aspirations of turning this world into one big plate of Aryan spaghetti hoops with Swastikas. They hate blacks and Asians and Jews, too. This is hatred that permeates bedrooms across the world.

Jerimiah: Doubles up as a nazi dildo

Jerimiah: Doubles up as a nazi dildo

I’m not going to be safe from their homoerotic cosplay, anywhere!

One of my most favourite members of the group is Jerimiah Olson who is some kind of fluffy faced front- fascist for the group in the United States. Heavens knows what level he is up to on 'Counter-Strike: Global Offensive' but it must be impressive. Jerimiah (obviously no decent pic of him is available) is the US's national recruiting officer, regional officer/warrant officer and retaliator enforcer! That's right, 'retaliator enforcer', which sounds remarkably like some instrument my Father bought his secretary one Christmas but instead of in her expectant lap, by massive stroke of misfortune, ended up under our Christmas tree much to my Grandmother's chagrin/pleasure. Jeremiah must run on a hell of a lot of batteries. He's rampant. If he came to our offices enforcing some form of Boneheaded retaliation, one would no doubt be expected to squeal like a pig.

 Posted: 19 Apr 2016 | There are 2 comments | make a comment/view comments

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Bonehead earns himself promotion

posted by: Matthew Collins | on: Monday, 18 April 2016, 12:17


Got no job, but got a duff army..

Got no job, but got a duff army..

Earlier this month we revealed the astonishing claim that not only was he tough, Gary Crane was the toughest Bonehead in Britain.

Nazi on the run..

Nazi on the run..

So tough, he left his sick wife to begin a relationship with another woman. Tough guys do that.

Since we revealed Crane was the toughest Bonehead in Britain, it appears his uniform wearing brethren have promoted him within their ranks. Now, the former General of all Boneheads in Britain has been promoted to Lieutenant General. Wowzer! Not even the Royal Family get promotions like that, and they own the bloody army.

How Gary won the war..

How Gary won the war..

Crane has obviously been promoted to his lofty position on the back of his performances in the front line; Running away from the enemy, losing his flag, soiling himself, dumping his missus etc, etc.

Who's a lucky Bonehead?

Who's a lucky Bonehead?

No doubt the social will be amending their records to take into account how much time he is polishing his boots when he should be looking for work and not planning a cowards’ revolution.

Despite his promotion, Crane has not let it go to his head. Yes, he's still hanging around with kids at bus stops poncing fags and the use of their mobile phone.

Hail Gary!!

 Posted: 18 Apr 2016 | There are 1 comments | make a comment/view comments

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Fash get over excited...

posted by: Matthew Collins | on: Monday, 18 April 2016, 09:42


Last week I mentioned how serial gob Paul Prodromou was planning to help with the regeneration of Dover by holding a two day racist festival.

The festival, which Prodromou is calling 'Rock Against Immigration' (yes, I know...) is supposed to, in his words, "help local business by spending the whole weekend in Dover."

Prodromou: The unlikely racist...

Prodromou: The unlikely racist...

Yes, he is the brightest spark in the world. Not. Prodromou, who was brought up in Cyprus, claims that the media from his event will also help the town recover from the last time lots of Nazis went and threw bricks at the police there. I don't even think he is kidding. He and his ilk have a long track record of harassing and assaulting journalists.

The bands that are playing at the event on 28th May include 'Redneck 88', 'Section 88', 'March or Die' and 'Gentlemen Thugs'. So as you can imagine, there's not really much chance of this helping rejuvenate anything in Dover other than the Wetherspoons and whoever down there sells industrial solvents.

Redneck 28: They're shite

Redneck 28: They're shite

There was a similar gig held in Falkirk on Saturday. Is this what they really have lined up to help Dover?

Falkirk gig on Saturday

Falkirk gig on Saturday

The only fly in Prodromou's ointment is the do being organised by Joe Turner aka Joe Marsh for the town on April 23rd. Turner, who is Welsh, is organising a St George's Day bash and he and Prodromou are privately none-too-friendly after Marsh did not bother to turn up to a punch-up Marsh had arranged at a non-league football match last year. Since then, the two have been bitter, sworn enemies but have tried to remain polite in public. But it appears Marsh has moved closer to Dover to be near a woman he met on line and is none too happy that Prodromou organised his own festival.

Turner aka Marsh: Whiter than Prodromou apparently

Turner aka Marsh: Whiter than Prodromou apparently

In the words of Marsh (real name Turner) "it doesn't matter if I organise a St George's Day bash because at least I am white." I wonder who he was referring to there?

 Posted: 18 Apr 2016 | There are 1 comments | make a comment/view comments

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Nazi sex offender releases book

posted by: Matthew Collins | on: Thursday, 14 April 2016, 11:58


Fleming: A danger to young men

Fleming: A danger to young men

Ryan Fleming, the British neo-nazi on the sex offenders' register, has released a book.

Fleming, who was sent to prison for two years for forcing a vulnerable young man into a sex act is the author of 'Codex Aristarchus' a book on Satanism.

Released today, 'Codex Aristarchus' is the collective works and definitive product of this vile individual's warped and sick mind. Apparently, "the reader themselves can step upon the black path of the Wamphyri – feeding upon the human herd ."

As well as being quite proud of his conviction for sexually abusing a young man, the college student is extremely proud of his association with black magic and Satanism. Boasting how young people are drawn to him and find him attractive, Fleming is often found quoting the notorious child killer Ian Brady, one half of the 'Moors Murderers'.

According to the bumph that goes with the book that is released in the United States today and available only through mail order, Fleming's book (written under the alias A. A. Morain), derives from "the blood-stained moors of West Yorkshire, England.."

Fleming's book: Will come wrapped in plastic

Fleming's book: Will come wrapped in plastic

If that doesn't give you an idea about what follows, the book is also "genuinely amoral vampiric praxis melding the black arts of predatory astral vampirism." Now I'm no expert, but Fleming recommending predatory anything is a cause for concern.

His little friends in the gang National Action will no doubt once more be excited and titillated that "Dirty old Ryan" is continuing the group’s endless fixation with depraved activities.

One wonders how long it will be before those entrusted with keeping this predatory nazi on a tight leash, decide it is time to take action in the interest of the public good.

Fleming's dangerous perversions have already led to a split within the National Front.

 Posted: 14 Apr 2016 | There are 0 comments | make a comment/view comments

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Fascist folk & fun for all the family

posted by: Matthew Collins | on: Thursday, 14 April 2016, 10:21


Same colander but the party's changed

Same colander but the party's changed

One of our favourite fascists is the loveable young rogue Kevin Layzell. From one scheme to another, Kevin has travelled the globe (mainly the Circle line) to bring about an all white world.

Got the goggles but got no girl: Family Kev

Got the goggles but got no girl: Family Kev

He is the king of the colander; his most favourite kitchen instrument to use to declare his love of this country. What he wears when he is running around with his Polish mates or sitting down with the police to tell tales in exchange for beer money, is anybody's guess.

Political Kev: The old school tie

Political Kev: The old school tie

Recently he pierced his ears to make himself more dynamic and cutting edge. He also previously donned bizarre goggles to make himself more dynamic and cutting edge. Then we reverted back to a pair of Farah's and tank top, also to make himself more cutting edge and dynamic.

Ninja kev: Doing a runner from his mates

Ninja kev: Doing a runner from his mates

Kevin is the fascist dynamo.

Despite not particularly liking the National Front (who does these days?) Kevin has thrown his colander in the ring and declared himself the National Front candidate in the forthcoming Heaton by-election in Havering. It should be an interesting little adventure for Kevin, his old party the British National Party (BNP) are also standing in the election.

Wet Kev: Minus the colander

Wet Kev: Minus the colander

Kevin's election leaflet is a real corker, too. He is a family kind of guy holding a wet flag and standing up for family values and the British way of life. No mention of Polish plumbers or anything or the sort. No mention of any embarrassing convictions, either.

Leaflet kev: He has great values

Leaflet kev: He has great values

The election count should be great. I guess he's going through his wardrobe right now...

Having no wardrobe function is another favourite of ours, Paul Prodromou. Britain's best political organiser has decided he is going to organise a two day far-right extravaganza in beleaguered Dover, the place where Paul's fascist mates like to go and throw rocks. Now Paul and his gang are planning a two-day booze and brawl fest in the town to help with its "regeneration." Yes, it'll work..

The plans is that Paul throws a party with some crap bands and a load of racists descend on Dover to spend money at local shops. Can you imagine it? He can. Let's hope it ends up like every other activity he has planned and organised- in the sea.

Britain Awake: They're killing the language

Britain Awake: They're killing the language

 Posted: 14 Apr 2016 | There are 0 comments | make a comment/view comments

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Convicted Bristol bacon botherer ups ante with mosque arson call

posted by: Sarah Archibald | on: Tuesday, 12 April 2016, 13:16


Mark Bennett; playing with fire

Mark Bennett; playing with fire

We’ve noted many times before the immense overlap between domestic fascists, criminality and rank stupidity. Today’s evidence of that vicious Venn diagram is provided by Mark Bennett, a supporter of Bristol United Patriots, the EDL splinter founded by New British Union of fascists’ Ed Dowden.

Mark is currently on bail awaiting sentencing having pleaded guilty with his wife Alison to religiously aggravated assault. The couple, together with Alison Swailes and Kevin Crehan, hurled racist abuse and bacon sarnies at elderly worshippers attending Bristol’s Totterdown mosque. How hard of them.

I guess posting pictures of yourself at the scene of the crime didn’t help eh Mark?

Bennett is expecting a custodial sentence. Having seen his online activity post-conviction, he may well be right. Firstly he’s upped the ante from bacon bothering, posting a call to his Facebook pals to “Burn your local mosque”.

He and buddy ‘Carlos England’, aka ‘Carlos Mask’, aka Carl Prosser have also publicly toyed with the idea of getting their hands on some guns with which to target the “Stokes Croft lefties.” They’re a bit sore, literally and metaphorically, after an attempt to disrupt an anti-racism meeting in the district didn’t quite go according to plan.

It doesn’t end there. Bennett, who was a senior member of the BUP, is, whilst on bail, trying to organise a “mass march” in London on April 30th. This is being set up under the auspices of the White Defence League, a vehicle of National Front leadership wannabe, Kev McMahon. You’d think he had enough on his hands what with the NF’s increasingly violent internal feuding resulting in at least one member turning to the police.

The event, promoted by Prosser’s pitiful online Masked Brothers gang, will clearly not be one of mass participation. We base that assumption not just on the recent history of far right gatherings, but the fact the Masked Brothers page has just 28 likes whilst the YouTube channel, clumsily rebranded from Carl Prosser’s original eponymously titled effort, has 11 subscriptions.

But those wishing to attend best get down the fancy dress shop too given the day is also set to be Munsters themed……

Meanwhile Prosser, a man getting increasingly agitated about the possibility of being nicked in connection with the violence in Dover, thinks being a mysterious masked man will protect him from the long arm of the law. It’s a shame then that HOPE Not Hate has acquired an image of the less than mysterious unmasked man. Both Kent and Bristol & Avon Police might want to take a peek as Prosser shares his pal Bennett’s unhealthy interest in hanging around mosques.

Carl Prosser aka Carlos England aka Carlos Masked

Carl Prosser aka Carlos England aka Carlos Masked

 Posted: 12 Apr 2016 | There are 0 comments | make a comment/view comments

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Bonehead declares himself toughest nazi in Britain

posted by: Matthew Collins | on: Tuesday, 5 April 2016, 11:49


Calvert, Kramer and Crane

Calvert, Kramer and Crane

Few people in this country- even seasoned fascist watchers, will have heard of the group 'Right Wing Resistance'. There's a reason for that; like a lot of the groups that pop up they are often very tiny bedroom and bedsit affairs manned and staffed by lonesome and midnight cowboys with little more than a laptop and a box of Kleenex at their disposal.

Of course, they all have revolutionary potential. Hours and hours spent wanking in their bedrooms whilst wearing oversized boots is bound to send anybody over the edge. As well as delivering hours of fun-filled porn for fallen Fuhrers, the internet has allowed tiny groups of fascists to dominate entire Facebook pages with their other fantasises; leading huge movements of revolutionary white folk into some kind of dreamy battle against hordes of blacks, Asians, Muslims, Gays, Cultural Marxists, etc, etc.

Crane:Arriving in Liverpool last year

Crane:Arriving in Liverpool last year

I know. For a moment you thought 'Right Wing Resistance' was going to be some kind of Daily Mail campaign against Gay marriage. It is not. These lads and lassies from Right Wing Resistance are the very sort of people who take advantage of the liberal society they so hate by never working or contributing but instead spitting at people of different colours going to work on the bus. Most of them would be first up against the wall under the very regimes they so love and admire from the comfort of their bedrooms at night.

Crane: Badges, not brain cells

Crane: Badges, not brain cells

We first heard properly of Right Wing Resistance (RWR) after the ill-fated foray by fascists into Liverpool last year. A swashbuckling Swedish sausage named Peter Kramer had travelled by plane, train and automobile in his finest fantasist and fetish gear to get there only to sit in a pub surrounded by plonkers and bananas. And he was not happy.

Kramer's British compatriot was one Gary Crane. Like Kramer, Crane's a dreamer with too much time on his hands. The unemployable plonker also has large boots, a tattoo and a uniform cobbled together on EBay- just like what is says to do on page 69 of Mein Kampf.

Crane is the self-declared "Major" of RWR Britain. Yes, he is a right major. He even made his missus a "warrant officer" because there is nothing wrong with a bit of nepotism when it comes to getting your nazi knickers cleaned and ironed.

Crane: Not quite how we remember it

Crane: Not quite how we remember it

Recently though, Crane has fled RWR headquarters in Kilmarnock, Scotland, and left his warrant officer missus to be with another woman in Yorkshire, England. The new missus has been promoted to "Sergeant at Arms" of RWR, which must mean she must be polishing Crane's boots, too. No sooner had he upped and left his wife, the Daily Record in Scotland ran an arduous story about Crane's activities while he was living in Scotland.

Despite him not wearing a mask, they 'unmasked' Crane in his full moronic glory. It was the usual story of a middle aged man hanging around with young kids. Helpfully, the Scottish newspaper pointed at that Crane was really an Englishman, which I'm sure made his poison twice as tasteless as an English 'tattie' to them.

The article managed to name just about every member of RWR (five) which sort of deflated the sexy feeling I'm sure their readership were getting about this group even if the group does, as the paper pointed out, "have cells around the world." Even if they're not brain cells, we know now that they exist. Of course, you cannot buy this sort of publicity even if you do send one of your minor minions to the newspaper with the story themselves.

A couple of days later, the Daily Mirror ran a follow up to their sister paper's story. Crane denied he was a nazi. Sort of. Sadly for Mrs Crane, who has since been demoted, the paper went knocking on her door for a comment. At the time, 'Major' Crane was stumped up his "Sargent at Arms" south of the border. According to the Mirror, Crane is brainwashing "young Brits" which is what we call Scottish kids and Scottish tennis players down here in England. According to the Mirror "Crane talked up his standing within the organisation, declaring: “I am the UK leader, the European leader and fourth in command worldwide.” Which is impressive, but not as impressive as if he had, say, declared himself an unemployed Austrian artist. But never mind.

Crane: Departing Liverpool Lime St

Crane: Departing Liverpool Lime St

All of this publicity has had a tremendous effect on Crane's standing within the depleted nazi circles in the far-right in Britain. And his libido too, probably. Other jealous little nazis have been sniping at him, saying terrible things about his prowess and badges.

Crane has now decided (as is the want of a leader of many, many internet men, boys and girls,) to try and re-write history. The picture of Crane taken with the Swede Kramer and Shane Calvert in Liverpool last year is seen by many as evidence that Crane bottled it on the big day and ran and hid in the pub with the other cowards on the day. Yes, while the kids and other assorted toe-rags hid in the left luggage at Liverpool's Lime Street station on the day, a whole host of cowards hid themselves in a pub. Namely Crane, Calvert and Kramer.

Well, last night, Crane came out fighting. According to himself he was outside the station "fighting .... on my own."

I'm sorry to say Gary, that's not how we recall your trip to Liverpool. We captured your arrival and swift departure. We captured you and a very young man running away from the station with a natty flag. You ran all the way to the pub and met up with your cowardly mates. That's what really happened.

he positively fled...

he positively fled...

But anyway, we'll pass your confession to the police in Liverpool.

 Posted: 5 Apr 2016 | There are 2 comments | make a comment/view comments

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A very bad week for the far-right

posted by: Matthew Collins | on: Monday, 4 April 2016, 11:47


Fascism: never a sobering experience

Fascism: never a sobering experience

Well, last week was not a good week to be a British fascist. If you were not already banged up, you are probably expecting a knock on the door from Mr Plod at any minute. So far there are some forty far-right activists under arrest or on bail for the riot in Dover at the end of January.

Another thirty were arrested on the eve or the day of their planned return to Dover. I'm sure Kent Constabulary will be very grateful to Paul Prodromou for organising the reunion.

Those who did get to march in Dover on the weekend were a very poor bunch. Their drummer could not even drum and despite a promise by Prodroumou that there would be no alcohol on the march, most of the marchers were inebriated before the pub they were meeting at even opened.

EDL: Very racist, very violent

EDL: Very racist, very violent

What was interesting was just how many English Defence League (EDL) members were down in Dover. It really now has ceased to be anything more than just a name and a few tatty flags and hooded tops. I'm sure we all remember when they protested they were not a nazi organisation. Now they're really getting down and dirty with the very Untermensch that in the main, they spawned themselves.

Among those at Dover was Kevin Wilshaw who is as obsessed with me now as he was some twenty years ago. Kevin hung around by himself with no-one to talk to, pretty much the same way that he did when I was in the National Front (NF) with him. Apparently when his missus divorced him a few years back she cited Adolf Hitler as a co respondent (of which he is very proud.)

Wilshaw: Looking for dog ends?

Wilshaw: Looking for dog ends?

These days Kevin sits indoors watching and critiquing daytime television before popping out to follow and photograph his local "lefty" to WH Smiths in Aylesbury. After that he goes to the Wetherspoons and then home to write messages to us. It's a sad life for him, but he is mighty excited about Hitler's birthday this month and has been (I kid you not), preparing himself for the big celebration he is holding with and for himself, by trying on a brown shirt and swastika armband. There is nothing weird about that, I'm sure...

Wilshaw: Gonna party like it's 1939

Wilshaw: Gonna party like it's 1939

There were very few NF or North West Infidels at Dover on account of their raging disagreements with the world and the fact that a lot of them are currently already facing rioting and drug possession charges. So it was left to Paul Prodromou (using the anglicised name 'Pitt' for the day) to burn the flag of the European Union. I wonder if at any time while he was doing that he thought back to the time he was growing up in Cyprus? Probably not, he doesn't like to talk about it..

Hiding that flag from the Germans..

Hiding that flag from the Germans..

Up in Birmingham, less than 100 people bothered to turn up for another silent walk by Stephen Lennon's Pegida UK. I doubt this would have impressed the German leadership of the parent organisation that flew over to address it. Still, they did pull out all the stops to impress the Germans. Mohammed, the ex-Muslim who has joined Lennon's gang was told in no uncertain terms to put his Pakistan flag back in its carrier bag. The demonstration was also noticeable for the absence of leading members of Liberty GB who apparently nobody wanted to drive to Birmingham. Lennon announced that his next silent walk would be in Rotherham, South Yorkshire, on 28th May. Why even bother?

Lennon: Holds conference in Birmingham

Lennon: Holds conference in Birmingham

And finally, the English Democrats. Remember them? They really are a party that could fall into roses and come up smelling only of the manure. Late last year they announced that their candidate for this year's London Mayoral Elections would be the controversial former UKIP candidate Winston Mckenzie. Yes, a black man for a party full of former BNP members. They announced Winston's candidature at a plush London hotel and only five people including the candidate and the party leader, bothered to show up.

Mckenzie: Even got given a badge

Mckenzie: Even got given a badge

Not to worry, Winston is still the highest profile candidate the party has ever had. So, when he turned up to hand in his £20,000 deposit (in cash!) last week, I'm sure the party had high hopes for him. The only problem was that a nominating signatory had already nominated another candidate. That's right, out of millions of voters in London, the English Dems could not find one that had not already nominated someone else.

Twenty grand in cash?

Twenty grand in cash?

That is.... sad?

 Posted: 4 Apr 2016 | There are 0 comments | make a comment/view comments

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Far-right round up

posted by: Matthew Collins | on: Friday, 1 April 2016, 13:11


Dave

Dave "Stun Gun" Harding

Well, those fascists who are not already in prison, on bail or on the run are due back in Dover tomorrow for another demonstration. Of course, they want people to believe that they are peacefully protesting. Seems as some did not pay attention last time, here's a little reminder what a nasty bunch fascists are:

Dave Harding (above) is planning on taking a stun gun with him to Dover to use on some poor, unsuspecting soul. I suggest there will be more like him.

Emails to our offices from people purporting to be the Russian security services promptly stopped last week. Instead, Jack Sen has written to offer to fight any antifascist 'within reason' who wants to fight him at his gym in Liverpool.

Lake: Has really upset some other racists

Lake: Has really upset some other racists

Sen is very unhappy that we keep mentioning his not being white enough to join most of the far-right groups in this country. It's not me who makes the rules up! Sen and his small band of supporters (we call them the Jack Sen Five) are fighting with just about everyone. Even if they still do not know that Max Musson is Larry Nunn, they are as vulgar and childish as we should expect.

Part of Sen's attack

Part of Sen's attack

They seem particularly anti-Julie Lake the former British National Party (BNP) organiser for Bristol. As well as attacking her, Matt Tait and Larry Nunn, they call Liverpool gangster Joe Owens an "Idiot". So, forget the gym, Owens will probably pop along to Sen's favourite Wine Lodge in Liverpool to have it out with him.

Not clever: Owens may take offence

Not clever: Owens may take offence

And finally, one may ask, who exactly provides intelligence on the far-right to Wycombe's Superintendent Ed McLean?

Wycombe: is it 2011?

Wycombe: is it 2011?

 Posted: 1 Apr 2016 | There are 1 comments | make a comment/view comments