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Exclusive: 'I tried to burn down Newtownards mosque' brags local woman

posted by: Matthew Collins | on: Saturday, 29 August 2015, 08:01


Sharon Mellor: Mosque burner?

Sharon Mellor: Mosque burner?

The fall out from Britain First's visit to Newtownards in Northern Ireland and their mistake in confusing the Town Hall for a mosque has taken a bizarre turn, with a local woman now bragging that she tried to burn the mosque down!

Our story yesterday

Our story yesterday

Sharon Mellor, who lives in the town, was outraged to see Britain First had been to her local town to claim they are leading the campaign against a mosque there.

Mellor even claims she tried to "burn the fucker down..." in a rant against Britain First.

Admission

Admission

Mellor is a former associate of the EDL splinter group, the English Volunteer Force (EVF).

I'll let the Police Service of Northern Ireland (PSNI) investigate these claims further...

 Posted: 29 Aug 2015 | There are 2 comments | make a comment/view comments

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Far-right round up

posted by: Matthew Collins | on: Friday, 28 August 2015, 13:02


Bully Butler on his way to the chippy

Bully Butler on his way to the chippy

Above is Jeff Marsh/Joe Marsh/Sara Marsh/Joe Smith etc, etc. A man of mystery and bullshit. Just ask the idiots who went to a certain football match on his instruction and found themselves flat on their behinds while he hid indoors and gorged on a Chinese banquet for four people.

Or there is the time he called for hooligans to descend on Brighton and join him for a punch up in the name of St George, but spent that day holed up in a B&B in Worthing with two buckets of fried chicken and free porn on wifi instead.

We have written about 'Marsh' occasionally and it is has always been followed by a barrage of filth by him and his alter egos.

Casuals Utd, Pie & Mash etc, etc, were all little front groups run by Marsh. Except, his real name is Joe Butler and this morning Butler is back in prison. The last time he was in prison he was convicted for stabbing two young football fans who were holding him up in a queue in a fast food restaurant.

Straight to the nonces wing

Straight to the nonces wing

This time he has been sent to prison for beating up a woman he stalked for months, harassing her at work and at home- even targeting her children.

Butler has a number of racist tattoos that he will be desperately trying to hide from fellow inmates. But given he assaulted a woman, he'll probably be on a wing full of other women beaters and of course, sex offenders. The motto Butler has used to promoted himself has been 5W 'we go where we want.'

So, straight to jail it is Butler. Rule 43.

The police are also apparently looking into the affairs of the fascist gang (failed) British Voice. The group has been on the ropes since the day it was formed and things have got steadily worse for them. Their leader Mike Whitby was humiliated by the new leadership of the British National Party (BNP) last year when they revealed he had not paid back a loan from them. Silly fools, Whitby has positively filled YouTube with videos encouraging others not to pay their mortgages and loans back, so there was little doubt he would ever pay back the BNP!

Good question

Good question

Now it is claimed by the rest of British Voice that he has taken out some sort of loan from their party and they are not happy. Maybe the lizards, did it?

Another person having money troubles is Kevin Watmough. You may recall that Kevin ended up with egg on his face at the great nazi disaster in Liverpool a fortnight ago. Watmough makes a living selling tatty and inflated old nazi magazines on EBay and the odd nazi badge. Recently he's been trying to sell flags to people heading to Dover next month but it appears that nobody is interested in buying his flags.

Watmough: get a job you lazy ponce

Watmough: get a job you lazy ponce

He couldn't even sell one of his flags in Manchester last week when the National Front had a failed rally and social evening. Antifascists there have been burning a number of flags fascists have been dropping on their travels.

After being kicked out of the Embassy Club last Saturday night, the National Front had to make their way to Heywood for a 'fun' evening of cuddling each other and nazi saluting.

National Front Disco: Was crap, obviously

National Front Disco: Was crap, obviously

One does ask however, when Greater Manchester Police will get around to dealing with Tommy Law for shouting the disgusting things he did to a group of Jewish women who turned up to peacefully protest against the nazi scum on the day.

Tommy Law shouting abuse at Jewish women

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Britain First wallies mistake Newtownards Town Hall for a Mosque!

posted by: Duncan Cahill | on: Friday, 28 August 2015, 13:01


Is it any wonder Jim Dowson has taken to running around with militant Catholic anti-abortionists?

His own spawn, the wallies of Britain First, have been in Northern Ireland making fools of themselves again.

Here is Paul Golding claiming he is standing outside of a new Mosque in Newtownards.

Surely one of his many 'millions' of members in the town would have told him that is in fact, the Town Hall, even if it is dark at night?

Oh well..

Newtownards Town Hall by day

Newtownards Town Hall by day

 Posted: 28 Aug 2015 | There are 5 comments | make a comment/view comments

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Far-right round up

posted by: Matthew Collins | on: Friday, 21 August 2015, 10:48


Kids love milshake

Kids love milshake

So, the National Front (NF) will be up in Manchester tomorrow, confident they can avoid the sort of humiliation that befell National Action the week before in Liverpool. To be honest, the NF quite enjoyed the humiliation of the spotted ones. All that is, except for Kevin Watmough. He's had a bit of dry cleaning to do. It's not for the first time this year our brave Aryan warrior has had egg on his face.

Melanie Adams: Brace yourself, Manchester

Melanie Adams: Brace yourself, Manchester

Melanie Adams (pictured) is delighted to be able to attend the NF's shindig. She's spent the last fortnight photographing herself in all sorts of poses in anticipation of a good day out. She has nazi tattoos...everywhere.

The NF are not releasing where their demo will be, even though Shane Calvert is determined to convince antifascists that it is outside the Town Hall.

One would also ask Greater Manchester Police that whilst they're accommodating the Nazis tomorrow, they pay particular attention to the content of their speeches, or "racial rants" as the NF are already predicting them. Neither Manchester nor the National Front is immune from this country's laws.

Little warning for GMP

Little warning for GMP

The NF are retiring after their rally to a nearby pub, which they claim is only two miles from the centre of Manchester. There will be a 'white man's' buffet and live and shite, music. If any of our readers do know of any pubs that are closed for a dubious private function, do the right thing, folks..

Watmough: Nazi dampened

Watmough: Nazi dampened

Things go from bad to worse for the tiny British Voice, the party former British National Party leader Nick Griffin dumped. They have split into two factions and are fighting over the remaining five pounds in their coffers. Let's hope Mike Whitby didn't spend all of it at the National Action rally last weekend...

Finishing on National Action, they have finally written up their school report of disasters of what went wrong in Liverpool last weekend.

You'll be pleased to hear that they won the day, 'smashed' the reds, and made away with all of the Clearasil. I've not read so much rubbish since someone wrote that marching away from the fash was the biggest result of the day...

British Voice: Beyond repair

British Voice: Beyond repair

Debbie McMahon: Got her goat

Debbie McMahon: Got her goat

 Posted: 21 Aug 2015 | There are 0 comments | make a comment/view comments

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Meet the Swede who went to Liverpool dressed like a Turnip

posted by: Matthew Collins | on: Tuesday, 18 August 2015, 14:59


The Swede who dressed as turnip

The Swede who dressed as turnip

Here is Peter Spencer aka Peter Kramer- or to be polite and give him the correct spelling, Peter Krämer.

Peter was in Liverpool last Saturday in full uniform, even though he did not like being photographed making his way into Liverpool station.

He had some journey getting to Liverpool, too. It took him some fourteen hours by car, train and plane to get there in uniform and sit in a pub and get bananas thrown at him.

He is very unhappy about the day. And having finally having made it back to Sweden and slipped on some kind of suitable, Aryan attire, he has been spilling the beans about the day.

The English Nazis are, apparently, "keyboard warriors" and like we didn't know, cowards and grasses to boot.

We've included one of his bizarre rants below.

Not one of his English counterparts wore a camp cap with tough stickers on like he did, instead, they all just hid from the people of Liverpool instead of getting stuck in to them as he was promised would happen.

Dry your eyes, mate...

Dry your eyes, mate...

And it's not just in Sweden he has been bemoaning his poor trip. Other uniform fetishists from as far away as New Zealand have had to, like their colleagues in South Africa and Holland, hear him complain about sitting in a pub and the price of bananas.

Peter is not just some nobody in a shit hat, either. He is positively important. He is a Lt General in 'Right Wing Resistance' an entire Facebook page of keyboard warriors who sit in their bedrooms and bedsits in full Nazi uniform pleasuring themselves to thoughts of race war. Some of those bedsit bandits have shared his rage. One of them has even offered to send him some of their "units" if he is going back to Liverpool for another go.

Idiot offers to send Xbox army

Idiot offers to send Xbox army

I hope they're units of blood, because they'll be easier to send than some stupid army some stupid boy has been playing with on his Xbox.

According to our colleagues at Expo in Sweden, Krämer is fairly well known. He became a member of the Swedish Democrats in 2008 and campaigned for the party in the 2010 election. He then left that party because he had some issue with not being elected to some post within the party. This is normally code for "they thought I was a bit of a wanker."

Then Krämer tried the National Democrats (Nationaldemokraterna - ND) in 2011 but they didn't think much of him, either. So, in 2012 he contacted the militant Swedish Resistance Movement (proper terrorists) but he never received a response to his application.

Perplexed, he donned his uniform and went onto Facebook and applied to become a member of a Facebook group based in New Zealand called 'Right Wing Resistance' which is probably run by two fat kids who can't get girlfriends-rather like our National Action.

By the way, Krämer isn't very smart. He has previously tried to obtain guns via his Facebook page.

Still, he did meet some fat blokes who also like uniforms in Sweden and he is now getting along very nicely with that.

It's just a shame about what happened to him in Liverpool. Not.

Back home: With his other turnips

Back home: With his other turnips

 Posted: 18 Aug 2015 | There are 2 comments | make a comment/view comments

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Police 'grass' puts his hand up

posted by: Duncan Cahill | on: Sunday, 16 August 2015, 21:04


Layzell meeting police in Wigan yestersay

Layzell meeting police in Wigan yestersay

After leading a gang load of his fellow fascists into the arms of the police in Wigan yesterday, Kevin Layzell- who always manages to avoid trouble, ducks out of the way when his colleagues turn nasty etc, has had to admit he has been talking to the police.

That's a bit inconvenient given that he played a huge part in the split in the British National Party (BNP), even being in both factions!

And we won't even mention how he has had a sudden flush of cash.

We won't go into what Kevin's previous conviction is for-he does not seem to keen on it himself, and that is his own business.

What he has not acknowledged is how yesterday he was greeted in Wigan not just by local police, but by police from closer to his home.

Eddie Stampton is believed to have jumped to his defence.

Layzell: BNP beefcake now in trouble

Layzell: BNP beefcake now in trouble

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Liverpool didn't need bullets to shut up the race haters

posted by: Matthew Collins | on: Saturday, 15 August 2015, 20:36


NA members get shut in with the luggage

NA members get shut in with the luggage

They had promised a race war if they were not allowed their march. And they were angry. Yes, the Nazis of National Action believed they were some kind of immovable force that could only be stopped by bullets.

Looking a bit silly now....

Looking a bit silly now....

They bragged this morning that their march would create history- that people would remember for years the time they marched in Liverpool. The arrogance of misspent youth, I guess. Because yes, it will be remembered, but only because they were defeated. They were chased out of town like a disease, but only after the police had locked them in Lime Street station's luggage department as abuse rained down on them for a few hours.

Their leaders hid, but all of the other big names were there. Kevin Watmough was there. He's the coward who publishes the details of Trade Unionists for other cowards to attack He was drenched in water.

Watmough: Nazi dampened

Watmough: Nazi dampened

Kevin Layzell, the London based coward was there too. He was later arrested in Wigan with some Polish Nazis for vandalising a parking machine!

Layzell: Getting nicked in Wigan

Layzell: Getting nicked in Wigan

Jack 'the Jew Hater' Renshaw was there, of course. He woke up this morning full of his usual bile, claiming that the antifascist cry of "No Pasaran!" was about to be dumped into some kind of Nazi dustbin. He was later shut inside Lime Street train station where he hid behind the bigger boys, crying his little eyes out.

Renshaw: dry your eyes mate

Renshaw: dry your eyes mate

And then there was Wayne Jarvie, another one who calls for Jews to be murdered. He spent his day spitting at people before slipping on a banana. As did Nazi drug dealer Shane Calvert from the North West Infidels. There were bananas everywhere.. So many bananas that National Action's leaders even dropped a note book containing their speeches. Their speeches were about Jews, obviously. They had planned their day brilliantly, these Nazis, and their planned choreography is commendable. However, they did not have an escape route planned-just pages and pages of infantile Nazi bile that they had spent hours preparing. It has now been liberated. Maybe Miss Duffy will correct the grammar and return it to them later.

Renshaw tweets rubbish this morning

Renshaw tweets rubbish this morning

Less than 100 of these great white 'men' turned up in the end. Opposing them were over 2,000 men and women from across not just Liverpool, but indeed the whole country. They were brilliantly marshalled, humorous, courageous and disciplined. They conceded not one inch of Liverpool to the fascists.

The Nazis were locked in lost luggage.

It did not take bullets to defeat these Jew hating thugs, it took good men and women.

Dropped: NA ran off and left their book

Dropped: NA ran off and left their book

 Posted: 15 Aug 2015 | There are 10 comments | make a comment/view comments

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Nazis being chased around Liverpool

posted by: Matthew Collins | on: Saturday, 15 August 2015, 12:20


National Action are having a very hard time of it. Two of their leaders have found themselves flat on their backsides whilst drug dealer and leader of the North West Infidels Shane Calvert appears to have slipped ona banana in Lime Street Station.

Here we finf Michael Wooldridge and Jez Turner, two of the people who 'inspire' National Action, too scared to leave the station.

 Posted: 15 Aug 2015 | There are 3 comments | make a comment/view comments

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Nasties are out in Liverpool

posted by: Matthew Collins | on: Saturday, 15 August 2015, 11:43


Jarvie: Wannabe Jew killer

Jarvie: Wannabe Jew killer

Here's Wayne Jarvie from National Action spitting at our photographer.

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Wigan man calls for 'Asylum' hotel to be firebombed

posted by: Duncan Cahill | on: Friday, 14 August 2015, 09:33


Farrimond's post on Wigan Today

Farrimond's post on Wigan Today

This is Gary Farrimond from Standish in Wigan. A family man, by all accounts.

Naughty: Looks like such a nice chap

Naughty: Looks like such a nice chap

Gary is very upset about the Britainnia Hotel in the town being used to house Asylum Seekers. A lot of people are, and a lot of people are not.

The usual bunch of chancers have been there, to stand outside of the hotel and intimidate the residents.

This morning, on the Facebook page of Wigan Today, Gary Farrimond from Wigan has posted his own solution to the issue.

I think we'll pass this one to the police to deal with even if he has since deleted his vile comment.

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Terry the Nazi's nasty Liverpool knife plan

posted by: Matthew Collins | on: Wednesday, 12 August 2015, 16:17


Terrence Miles: naughty Nazi

Terrence Miles: naughty Nazi

Terrence Miles, the Wandsworth based nazi who organises training for the teen gang National Action, appears to have some little surprises up his sleeve for this Saturday's march in Liverpool.

Terry Andre Miles

Terry Andre Miles

My advice to Terry (pictured) is do not be a silly boy.

Terry Andre Miles

Terry Andre Miles

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BNP under investigation by the Electoral Commission. Again

posted by: Matthew Collins | on: Wednesday, 12 August 2015, 08:39


Jefferson: Nothing gets in his way

Jefferson: Nothing gets in his way

No surprises to hear the Electoral Commission is investigating the British National Party (BNP) having missed a second deadline to submit its accounts.

Perhaps the Commission (who have investigated the BNP on a number of occasions) should talk to Dawn Charlton. Dawn knows a lot about what goes on in the BNP's office, in particular the activities of the party Treasurer Clive Jefferson.

Clive and Adam Walker: Legends

Clive and Adam Walker: Legends

Perhaps the party treasurer was too busy digging up dead bodies? Who knows? There does seem to be a renewed desperation in the party to kill off more members at the moment.

Writing yesterday, Clive has apparently recently dug up another dead member. In his excitement, Clive seems to forget who is the Chairman of the BNP currently (no a difficult thing to do).

Connolly would turn in his Aryan grave

Connolly would turn in his Aryan grave

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TV's Ross Kemp leaves NF leader fuming

posted by: Matthew Collins | on: Tuesday, 11 August 2015, 15:55


Kev Bryan: No amount of alcohol will mend this failed Fuhrer's heart

Kev Bryan: No amount of alcohol will mend this failed Fuhrer's heart

Word has been going around for a while that Ross Kemp was due to make a documentary about the antics of the British far-right.

To be honest, not a lot goes on in the British far-right these days except a lot of drug taking and wife beating.

Having mastered both wife beating and drug taking in recent months, the National Front (NF) were quite excited about being featured on the show.

Now it seems the people behind Kemp have decided not to include the NF. There is outrage. Their leader, the supremely talented Kevin Bryan is up in arms.

Kemp pulled out leaving Bryan dissatisfied

Kemp pulled out leaving Bryan dissatisfied

A pot has called the kettle black. And you know how serious that is in the NF.

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Acne on its way to Liverpool

posted by: Matthew Collins | on: Monday, 10 August 2015, 12:15


National Action get upset

National Action get upset

There was much stomping around bedrooms yesterday when National Acne took issue with a story about themselves in the Daily Mirror.

One of their naughty number had written to the Mayor of Liverpool promising a race riot if their nylon-clad march through the city this weekend does not go ahead.

Like all good art-projects, National Action keep an online scrap book of all their publicity. But only the stuff they can show their mums.

National Action: Naught art project

National Action: Naught art project

They might tell their mums and their chums that they are a cutting edge gang of Aryan warriors, but the reality-the more this group unravels- is more like a case of 'The Orphans' as told in a certain Walter Hill film.

And so, with this letter not having been approved by the kid who failed philosophy and the double glazing salesman who is sickly and bed- bound whilst searching the internet for skin flicks, there was angry rage. White rage, too:

"At no point have we been contacted by this piece of shit journalist or asked to comment on the authenticity of this letter. We demand all news outlets redact or put reasonable uncertainty on the assertion that this message came from our group, please have some ethics."

National Action get upset

National Action get upset

Interestingly, Ben Raymond, who wrote this angry piece on his art folder/website originally spelt ethics as 'ethnics', perhaps a reference to the demise of Bryony Burton, the eligible Fraulein of their number who has allegedly run away with a man not of the right colour? Freudian slip, even? You know what they say lads, once she's gone there, she ain't coming back, either.

The anger was not at the promise of a race war and racial attacks, it was that Raymond would be the one to face prosecution for sending such a letter were the Mayor of Liverpool to report it to the police.

As the case of Zack Davies proved, National Action prefer poor, idiotic souls like Zack to carry out racist attacks and mindless bed-sit (shite) poets like the heartbroken Garron Helm to send horrible missives on their behalf.

All actual acts or threats of violence are to be carried out or promised from a safe distance so that these two can stay safely under the bed covers when the police come knocking. That's how class politics plays out in revolutionary movements, eh lads?

I'm actually inclined to say this march should go ahead. Not because I think National Action should have rights to abuse free speech on the streets of the fine city of Liverpool, but mainly, because their real danger is on the internet. On the streets, they regularly take a battering from their own side. They took an absolute battering off the English Defence League (EDL) in Rotherham last month (as they did the year before) and the National Front wants nothing to do with them, because they are just "silly little children."

But naughty kids they are. Who knows how many will join their march in Liverpool? It won't be many, and many who do attend will only do so because that is what naughty kids do.

National Action's Alex Davies: A spotty bother

National Action's Alex Davies: A spotty bother

The core of the group is absolutely tiny-in mind and stature. At their Newcastle demo back in March, they spent two days just rehearsing walking down the steps and standing with their hands on their tender hips whilst shouting provocative nonsense into thin air. They then left the scene of their provocation and idiots from the National Front had to fight their way out for the others.

Even the white Delia Smith hates them

Even the white Delia Smith hates them

The leaders of the group, all with their faces covered and their hairs nicely combed stood around looking about as menacing as a carrot as they promised all kinds of hell raising. But don't be fooled as some have, into thinking these are some kind of well-drilled politically and physically, Nazi strikeforce. They couldn't actually tell the difference between a Strasserite or an expensive violin. Not only have the EDL twice put them on their delicate, powdered bottoms, militant antifascists have actually lost count of how many times they have too.

These lads, impish and almost gimpish, will not be the real bother in the long run. While they walk and talk with ladies knickers and stockings covering their faces, it is the poor gormless morons (like Zack Davies) standing with half eaten cigarettes hanging out of the sides of out of their filthy mouths that they want to carry out their dirty deeds.

Raymond, the challenged (but not challenging) brain who runs and documents every silly thing done by the gang, merely fronts the group on behalf of a couple of rich men in London, who seem to get some kind of satisfaction watching young men running around with flags, heavy belts and uniform.

Poor mugs like this will pay the price

Poor mugs like this will pay the price

Their march in Liverpool will be tiny. And the good people there are bound to, no doubt, see their clean heels at some stage during the afternoon. Maybe the police should do everyone a favour and enact the law that prohibits people wearing paramilitary uniforms in public and show everyone the faces of the cowards who encourage others to do their dirty deeds.

 Posted: 10 Aug 2015 | There are 0 comments | make a comment/view comments

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Dave Bolton quits the EDL

posted by: Matthew Collins | on: Tuesday, 4 August 2015, 14:08


Silly Dave's silly tattoo

Silly Dave's silly tattoo

People may recall Dave Bolton, the EDL's national organiser, who had 'Britain' misspelt on a tattoo on his neck.

Bolton has been at the forefront of the EDL's mindless and tiny demonstrations for the past four years, having pushed himself to the front of the organisation as a willing punch-bag for EDL demonstrators to attack when things went wrong.

You may also recall that Bolton has been the subject of a number of stories about his behaviour while leading the group on the streets.

Earlier this year things became rather hot for him inside the EDL when a number of women came forward to complain that they had been sexually harassed by Bolton before, on and after demonstrations. Bolton's favourite trick was to send female members a picture of his flaccid penis, before demanding they meet him in a hotel paid for by the EDL.

As the EDL's street leader, Bolton was also entitled to look after himself very well financially, but he took the perks of the job too far and earlier this year people inside the group began to push for his resignation.

I like to think we helped him along somewhat, when we reported how he had formed an alliance with Gail Speight, the former Yorkshire organiser who was accused of stealing by members and supporters in her region.

As the split widened in the group, we actually had the displeasure of seeing Dave in all his flaccid splendour!

As the split became violent, things came to somewhat of a head in Walthamstow in May of this year, when Bolton called upon the police to remove factional rivals from the EDL's disastrous march.

And now Bolton has quit, writing that people are being bullied inside the organisation (I'm assuming that is people who he has not sent a picture of his penis to.)

It was only last year that Bolton got himself a new tattoo and now that seems to be going to waste. Still, no longer will the EDL be forking out for hotel rooms, drugs and sex workers for Dave Bolton on the nights before a demonstration.

Where Bolton goes now is a mystery. Here he is recently on a 'Mothers Against Sharia' demonstration, when he was told to cover up his stupid face and racist tattoos unless anybody got the right idea about the group.

Bolton: A new start and a silly hat

Bolton: A new start and a silly hat

Sorry girls, he's gone..

Sorry girls, he's gone..

 Posted: 4 Aug 2015 | There are 0 comments | make a comment/view comments

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The sad, bad world of miniature nazis

posted by: Matthew Collins | on: Tuesday, 4 August 2015, 11:39


As sad as they are spotty and stupid

As sad as they are spotty and stupid

The Liverpool 'White Man March' will soon be upon us. Yes, a tiny number of naughty, nutty, neo-nutzis will descend on the city on 15th August to prove that they are, well, white.

And already there is discombobulation about what to wear. Yes, there may be no punctured bicycles on a hillside and the charming men will be few and far between, but already there is angst.

For National Action (NA), Factor 30 sun cream as recommended by their mothers is a must. And also, sunglasses. Yes, they must be expecting some kind of burst of Aryan sunshine and the last thing these cretins would want is their pale white skins getting a little bit of colour on them.

Nazis on a field trip

Nazis on a field trip

The (failed) schoolboy Alex Davies who co-leads the gang has issued very strict, written instructions. Everyone must be dressed in black-from head to toe. They are, in his own words, "ambassadors to the cause". Yes, it sounds just like a school trip. I imagine NA will also be supplying a change of undergarments for their members too.

May I suggest, Alex, that you bring along some Clerasil too? If it gets a little cramped at the front of the march, the last thing we would want is an explosion of Aryan puss all over the pavement. And as you're all uber nazis, make it Clearasil Ultra for good measure.

Alex Davies: A spotty bother

Alex Davies: A spotty bother

NA's last outing, in Rotherham last month, ended in tears when the big, bad bruisers of the English Defence League (EDL), took exception to them and battered them. Funnily enough, the EDL did the same to them in Rotherham last year, too. How quaint.

Joining the marchers and morons going to Liverpool are the usual Polish thugs who like to dress up as soldiers. Radaslaw Rekke, currently of Salford in Greater Manchester, has been posing in his bedroom with guns again. Won't he be gutted when he is turned away for having the wrong clothes and not enough acne?

Radaslaw: All set for Liverpool

Radaslaw: All set for Liverpool

And finally, spare a though for Bryony Burton. She has by all accounts been told she is no longer welcome on NA activities because her boyfriend is not white enough! Yep, it's true. He looks perfectly white to the rest of us, but the last thing we want is Bryony rubbing Garron Helm's face in it in his home town, do we?

Bryony: Heartbreaker and race mixer

Bryony: Heartbreaker and race mixer

 Posted: 4 Aug 2015 | There are 3 comments | make a comment/view comments