Bob gets the bullet

Taylor: He fires blanks apparently

Rumour on the grapevine is that Adam Walker and Steve Squire have conspired to remove Bob Taylor from his post as Barking organiser for the British National Party (BNP). The pornographer and the banned teacher have decided that Taylor must go in an effort to clean up the BNP’s image!

To make matters worse for Taylor, he is to be replaced by charity shop worker Giuseppe De Santis who has recently been announcing his love and admiration for the new leader to anybody that wants to listen.

This is going to irk Taylor somewhat, what with De Santis quite obviously being a foreigner. But there you go, if you lay in bed all day watching TV, some foreigner is bound to come in and under cut your body of work.

Taylor is the first of many to get the bullet.

De Santis (in blue): Proud fascist