Far-right prepare for Dover fight club

Jarivie aka Bell, cruising from Cas Vegas

Every neo-nazi, racist, fascist, dreamer, thug and wannabe Fuhrer is preparing to go to Dover this weekend. Except Britain First. They’re going to Dewsbury.

English is not their strong point..

But yes, there will be an almighty Aryan mash-up of desperate, dateless and deranged race-haters defending our fine country from the pernicious danger of tourists, orphans and probably, the French.

The glorious Aryans’ have even made little signs to display on the internet- photographing themselves looking tough in kitchens, bedsits and phone boxes in preparation to stop doctors, bus drivers and school teachers finding their way here.

Couples night moved to Dewsbury

They will be unified- together, every single one of them, in common cause. Ignorance. The National Front are organising the day, but such highly esteemed groups as ‘Bishop Auckland Against Islam’ amongst others, have added their weight to the event.

Yes, they’ve made a lot of silly names up- non-existent groups- because they think it (somehow), bolsters their number! Nazis do that.

But it won’t all be about Johnny Foreigners, no. There’s enough hatred among themselves to ensure some internecine nasties along the way. A rag tag of English Defence League (EDL) castoffs are sure to try and rekindle their battle with the teenage gangsters of National Action. Both times the groups have met there’s been trouble. The first time, the EDL put the kids firmly on their backsides, but National Action (NA) got their own back by giving one of the EDL’s hard-men a hard time for having a black girlfriend.

Jarvie: Has a history with bananas

Things hotted up nicely over the weekend, when the EDL’s leader, Alan Spence, got all Biffa Bacon about National Action again. National Action’s Wayne Bell (aka Wayne Jarvie) has been very brave in issuing threats against the EDL. Is it any wonder that NA’s leadership did not tell him they were not going to Dover? Instead, they’re joining the aged and incontinent at Jez Turner’s coffee and crumpet meeting in central London. Jez still has nightmare’s of his own pasting the last time he was in Wayne’s company

Perhaps Bell did not know that Andy Royston, the EDL’s love-sick fool, is back with his girlfriend and also attending? Should be fun…

Even Royston’s friend wonder why..

Royston: No problem mixing with nazis