Eastleigh, do not despair..

Great White Dope: ED candidate Mike Walters

Everyday it seems I get another begging letter from the English Dems. The party are what our American friends would describe as “pumped up” for the Eastleigh by-election.

Party Chairman Robin Tilbrook even emailed me an “urgent” Electoral Comunication to tell me what a great guy their candidate, Michael Walters is.

I’m sure Mike’s just glad he’s not Irish…

Mike’s even designed a little card for himself on his facebook page and DIY campaign website. It’s great, in the card Mike is a knight, a white, English knight, obviously.

Sadly for Eastleigh’s great white hope, the silly sausage cannot even spell the name of the constituency he’s standing in.

Mike’s a big idiot too, then.

$40 from the US an you too could be a knight..