Far-right round up

Buckby: Shaking hands with the Devil

The BNP are a party that likes to talk. It’s normally rubbish, but that has not stopped 8 or so people coming out to listen to Nick Griffin imploring them to help get him re-elected to Europe next year. The last thing anyone wants is to see an unemployed Nick Griffin reverting back to crawling on his knees up country roads picking up roadkill for the family.

When it’s not Nick Griffin alluding to his own greatness, there’s still plenty of others in the party who also have the Führer complex.

Kevin Layzell, an organiser with the YBNP, the party’s youth section, made his maiden speech to the party last week. According to the perfectly formed and almost breathlessly excited report of Kevin’s Aryan abilities, “Kevin went on to explain that he had always been interested in politics – and is studying politics at college – and after looking round other political parties he decided that only the British National Party ticked all the boxes for him.”

Unsurprisingly, “Kevin’s speech was highly successful and was greeted with generous applause and support from those in attendance. “

The report was written by Kevin Layzell, but don’t let that take anything away from Kevin or ticked boxes, come to think of it. I’m sure there would have been no harm in boring the members to death either..

Kevin’s got a long way to go until he reaches the dizzy heights of pomp and importance mastered by the BNP’s Jack Buckby, of National Culturist unimportance.

Jack’s studying at Liverpool University, which according to himself “is full of reds”. So important is Jack, whose mum tells him that he’s also handsome, Channel Four is apparently desperate to make a documentary about him. For Kevin, this seems perfectly normal given the brilliant future ahead of him. I’m not sure what it is that Kevin is studying, but he seems to have learned well already from the BNP.

Declaring himself “proud” of his “Jewish roots” he described Holocaust Denial by the BNP and its wonderful leader as rubbish. Indeed, talk of the BNP doing such things are merely “conspiracy theories” by antifascists. Here you go Jack…enjoy.

No such ignorant luck for the English Democrats. Nowadays, the ED like to mix it with hard men, terrorist sympathisers and Portuguese lodgers. The Irish are of course, most definitely not welcome to kip at the home of Steve Uncles. Maybe that is why his blog has been removed?

One Nazi forum is even suggesting that the leader of the English Dems, Robin Tilbrook, has told (English) porky pies to a court. I have no opinion, but thanks to them for the head’s up which I reproduce here anyway.

To those of you heading to Manchester  this Saturday to witness another Nazi nail in the EDL’s coffin, spare a thought for the poor residents of delightful Hebden Bridge.

Nobody told them until yesterday that the EDL from Leeds plan on stopping off there at 0900hrs on their way to Manchester, for a toilet break.

The rest of the idiots will be downing Australian lager at the Walkabout in the town centre, sadly.

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