Bonehill: A popular leader of white people
Paul Golding, the bright and shining light of the patriotic binbag movement Britain First, has taken great umbrage with the leader of the white race, Joshua Bonehill.
It seems that Bonehill has taken to writing unpleasant things about the better halves and female friends of some of Britain’s most glorious nazis. The images that accompany some of these attacks are so vulgar that they cannot be shown here.
It’s hard to tell which of Golding or Bonehill is the greatest leader of white Britons, having both spent so much money buying in “likes” for their social media enterprises.
Give Golding his dues, however, he does leave the house occasionally, whilst Joshua has managed to defecate in the frozen food section of his local supermarket, and stalk and abuse innocent people he meets on the internet.
Golding: Gives Josh another warning
The two have never liked each other, and things became rather nasty when Bonehill, Yeovil’s most loathsome irritant, discovered a photograph of Golding’s current deputy and fulltime squeeze Jayda Fransen and decided that it was evidence that she may have once dated a black man!
Love on the rocks: Golding and Jayda
Bonehill has even taken to putting in writing what he dislikes about Golding and Fransen. Last year he wrote “his hook-nose draws me to conclude that Mr. Golding is in fact somewhat of Jewish origin.
“The group’s deputy ‘leader’ is some woman with a hook nose by the name of Fransen (another Jewish surname).”
Bonehill is of course, somewhat of a lover-man himself and recently struck up a relationship with someone whom he seems keen to convince he is a popular politician with “lots of fans”. Sadly, it traspires now that Bonehill’s love interest and the object of his most bizarre desires is not a real person.
His obsession with Golding and Fransen has become very irritating for Golding and he has now instructed his private army to take action against Bonehill’s bin! Why? I have no idea, but Bonehill seems obsessed by his bin, that and fabricating a Paul Golding twitter account, to send threats to himself!
Jones and his former close friend Claire Khaw
A third Fuhrer, the village idiot Dave Jones, has also taken umbrage with Bonehill. He’s threatening to break Bonehill’s nose after Bonehill also made some outrageous comments about Jones’s love life and even called him a grass.
Angry: Village idiot Jones
So, let it all happen. Let us pull up a seat and rejoice that it is not some ordinary person or bin being the victim of their hatred for once.
Bonehill accuses an idiot of grassing
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