Far-right round up

Adam Walker: BNP Nazi Pol Pot

It’s not often these days we mention the British National Party (BNP), that once mighty nazi party that conned almost a million of the electorate to vote for them back in 2009.

The party’s demise, which began in 2010, now sees the party with its smallest membership since it was formed back in 1982.

Better times: Adam was not even born yet

I do sometimes wonder whether there is even anybody left in the party who can add up the faux results from the party’s recent leadership contest and compare it against the party’s statement about the vote’s turn out and then compare that against the party’s submission to the electoral commission. But then, why bother?

The party has recently been up in court over another in a long list of non-payments (this time the gas bill) and another split has been narrowly avoided by driving out one of the leadership’s most loyal lapdogs, by making insulting comments about all kinds of things that should be personal to him..

Clive Jefferson is up in court again next month. Should be fun..

In the last month, the party lost two whole branches. One of those isn’t really a surprise given what is going on there and what will eventually be exposed will no doubt taint anyone that ever went near the party.

Unsurprisingly, BNP’s campaign for Mayor of London is a spectacular disaster already. Like some other British nazis, they seem to have developed a deep admiration for Pol Pot. For the BNP, this appears to be turning the clock back on not just their campaigns, but party publications too. The party has just merged two party publications in to one, but has kept the name of one publication and simply wound the issue number back to number one. Confused? You should be. I envisage that rather like Pot’s old regime’s currency, it will get printed and just left to rot.

And by the way, what is the BNP’s interest in photographing young girls and plastering them over almost every publication, leaflet and website? Maybe they’re trying to perk the interest of their receding activist base in the north west…

BNP publications: Still absent and shite

Talking of printing currency (which I did in the last paragraph), spare a though for Britain First. According to the latest begging email things in the party are so bad financially that the party are considering making their own Vodka to fight off the outrageous prices being charged by supermarkets for the party’s favourite rocket fuel. Whoever writes these begging emails is not very good at it. And stupid.

Not to worry: Check under your mattress

On Wednesday of this week, we published about a certain nazi cook and bottle washer volunteering at a Foodbank. Some people really are too trusting in believing that she did it through the goodness of her heart and not some sick, sinister plot to recruit people struggling and having a hard time. She even offered to feed her fellow nazis- I’m assuming out of the proceeds of donations. “Debs” as Mrs McMahon would like her fellow Nutzis to call her even went on to our Facebook page to complain that she only volunteered to feed “our” folk. For those unaware, “our” folk in nazi vernacular are white, racist and stupid. And called the National Front.

Debbie:

After Debbie, we then asked the question about Sunderland nazis trying to muscle in on the poppy appeal. This has not gone down too well, and as well as the usual illiterate death threats from nazis, it appears Billy Charlton is raging too. Good.

Move along, Billy.