BNP due a Clash of heads

Adam Walker: Not safe with kids

There’s not really a lot left to write about the British National Party (BNP). They’re getting dafter by the day. Dafter than even we could ever have imagined, hoped or dreamt.

Unable to campaign the way they used to (i.e get out and meet the voting public) their campaign for London Mayor has been a series of dodgy photo opportunities, fake reports, and grown men having hot baths together. It’s even fronted by their Chairman, a village idiot banned from working with children. Go figure.

They have now put a video out to compliment their faux campaign to the strains of ‘London Calling’ by the punk band The Clash. Of course, The Clash were firmly antifascist and the BNP does not have permission to use the song.

The video is shit. Hopefully the Clash or those associated with the remaining members will sue.