Hannan and Duffy:
Talk about a busman’s holiday! Nazi wedding planner Donna Hannan is getting married. Her lucky and plucky beau is none other than North East Infidel (NEI) Peter ‘Pedro’ Duffy.
Having missed out on catering for Adolf and Eva’s big day, Ms Hannan is not going to let the next best thing go tits up.
Faulkner: Will he opt for the Kosher menu?
She has called for all the fellow nazis/Infidels/family etc who have been invited to let her know what they want to eat. She’s not going to be held Stockholm to allergies and the like. And so far in the planning, she does not even know who is actually coming or not.
Typical, and to think these are the types who want to make the trains run on time!
Some guests may be otherwise occupied
One person who is going is convicted cocaine dealer Warren Faulkner. He’ll be sniffing the top off that cake before they’ve even cut it.
Faulkner: Top hat and tails
At least the police sniffer dogs will enjoy the confetti.
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