Kev’s medicinal duties as future police chief?
There seems to be much excitement in the British Freedom Party about the EDL’s Kevin Carroll standing for Police Commissioner
They have already begun a campaign whereby Carroll has made all sorts of wonderful promises, which bizarrely includes “an end to anti-social behaviour”.
If Kevin is promising an end his anti-social behaviour, I’m sure people up and down the country will be happy enough with just that.
The BFP are hoping to raise the £5000 it will cost them to put Kevin up by selling merchandise, giving away badges etc, etc
The first rule of politics however, is to get one’s lies straight:
Kevin has been telling anyone who will listen that he is a non-smoker and a non-drinker (perhaps he’s after the Muslim vote after all?)
The second rule of politics, is do destroy all the evidence that could undo all the good work you’ve done on rule one.
Oops: Maybe he fell of the wagon again?
