If you’re in the British National Party (BNP) and you haven’t yet popped your clogs, the Dear Leader Nick Griffin, would still like you to cough up a few quid for his retirement fund.
Next Saturday, the bar crawl heads to St Helens. Last time the party took over a hotel in St Helens the legendary shenanigans that followed still has one Sunday newspaper desperately trying to buy a copy of a video that was made.
So, good luck with the meeting. Leave your kids at home and your room keys in the nearest available ashtray.