Far-right round up

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So, the National Front (NF) will be up in Manchester tomorrow, confident they can avoid the sort of humiliation that befell National Action the week before in Liverpool. To be honest, the NF quite enjoyed the humiliation of the spotted ones. All that is, except for Kevin Watmough. He’s had a bit of dry cleaning to do. It’s not for the first time this year our brave Aryan warrior has had egg on his face.

Melanie Adams: Brace yourself, Manchester

Melanie Adams (pictured) is delighted to be able to attend the NF’s shindig. She’s spent the last fortnight photographing herself in all sorts of poses in anticipation of a good day out. She has nazi tattoos…everywhere.

The NF are not releasing where their demo will be, even though Shane Calvert is determined to convince antifascists that it is outside the Town Hall.

One would also ask Greater Manchester Police that whilst they’re accommodating the Nazis tomorrow, they pay particular attention to the content of their speeches, or “racial rants” as the NF are already predicting them. Neither Manchester nor the National Front is immune from this country’s laws.

Little warning for GMP

The NF are retiring after their rally to a nearby pub, which they claim is only two miles from the centre of Manchester. There will be a ‘white man’s’ buffet and live and shite, music. If any of our readers do know of any pubs that are closed for a dubious private function, do the right thing, folks..

Watmough: Nazi dampened

Things go from bad to worse for the tiny British Voice, the party former British National Party leader Nick Griffin dumped. They have split into two factions and are fighting over the remaining five pounds in their coffers. Let’s hope Mike Whitby didn’t spend all of it at the National Action rally last weekend…

Finishing on National Action, they have finally written up their school report of disasters of what went wrong in Liverpool last weekend.

You’ll be pleased to hear that they won the day, ‘smashed’ the reds, and made away with all of the Clearasil. I’ve not read so much rubbish since someone wrote that marching away from the fash was the biggest result of the day…

Debbie McMahon: Got her goat