Infidel Alan Boswell claims “jackpot” following police assault conviction

Alan Boswell: A light on, nobody home.

North East Infidel Alan Boswell has been crowing about hitting the judicial jackpot following his conviction for assaulting a police officer.

Previously, Boswell, of Sunderland, had been soiling his underwear at the thought of a custodial sentence. His brown-stained concern was seemingly well placed given he committed his latest offence whilst on tag and probation for a conviction earned only last month.

Boswell, who posts on Facebook as Alan Rain, was up before the beak again having spat at an officer policing the North West Infidels’ latest dismally attended Rochdale demo. Accurately described by council leader Richard Farnell as a “small gang of louts” and “a rabble of just 30 people” the NWI notched up three arrests that day.

Boswell’s was the most serious and came after he attempted to spit on a local Asian person, missed and bullseyed a bobby. He was promptly nicked and, much to his dismay, held in a Bury cell for the weekend before magistrates allowed him to return to the North East on the Monday. This gave him a good three weeks to ponder his fate and seek expert advice from colleagues with what you might call inside knowledge of the judicial system.

This Monday his day in court came and with it support from neo-Nazi drug-dealer Warren Faulkner and his NEI cronies.