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Renshaw calls for nazis to go hunt Jews and 'eradicate' them

posted by: Matthew Collins | on: Tuesday, 3 May 2016, 12:08


Renshaw: Calls for murder of Jews

Renshaw: Calls for murder of Jews

I first wrote about Jack Renshaw way back in 2013 when he was just a silly student trying to punch like he held intellectual weight in the declining British National Party (BNP).

Watching him rise through the depleted ranks of the far-right has also seen his moral and social decline. Yes, he still dresses like an old man, has to hold a pint of ale with two hands but he no longer has university to shield him.

These days, while he cleans the shelves of the hardware shop where he now works and wonders where his little life will take him, it must appear there really is very little help for Jack.

Gone is the silly boy who thought Ireland was in the United Kingdom and who worried night after night about his canine's ability to clean itself. I wonder only if he is still surprised that people, apparently, spit at him in the street?

These are the soldiers of the master race, apparently

These are the soldiers of the master race, apparently

Despite being in his twenties now, Renshaw still likes to hide under the pretence that because he looks like a child, he can still behave like one. If you were privileged enough to see his very real tears at Liverpool Lime Street station last year, you would probably think there was still hope for the boy who wanted to be the great intellectual heavyweight of British fascism and failed.

I'm afraid not. Jack has now wound up with the cerebrally challenged National Action (NA). In NA you can say anything you want and they'll make you think you're intelligent for saying so. In March I wrote how Renshaw had called for a war against British Jews at an outdoor rally in Blackpool. The police stood by, listening to his sparrow-like voice and obviously decided he would one day grow out of it.

Well, we're now in possession of a speech Renshaw made the month previous where he declared that the white race was the most superior of all races, "fact!" And yet, according to the very scientific nonsense the nazis base this on, they are not the most superior. This is the 'privilige' of the Japanese, apparently.

Speaking at the Yorkshire Forum, Renshaw also encouraged his fellow race-haters to go hunting Jews, because white people needed that "killer instinct" for when it came time for dealing with "parasites".

Further to that, Renshaw proclaimed the far-right in this country as an army that needed to be trained as either great intellectuals or great soldiers. Given that he is no longer at university and no longer signed up to the British Army, one assumes he has failed at both tasks, and now here he is instead, a failure, calling for an armed assault against Jews in the comfort of a tiny room half full with other idiots.

Zack Davies: Also had a 'Holy War'

Zack Davies: Also had a 'Holy War'

"Hitler was wrong... he showed mercy to people who did not deserve it...we have hindsight.. we see what the Jew did when offered mercy. We need to learn from the mistakes of the National Socialists. We must not show the Jews any mercy. He is nature's social vermin. He needs to be irradiated". Renshaw also called for a "Holy War".

A former government made a mistake back in 1999 when it did not prosecute the people who poisoned the mind of London nail bomber David Copeland. Will this government now act before another idiot from a tiny room of idiots does something similar?

In fact, forget Copeland for a minute, and think about Zack Davies instead. That's much more recent and still, only Davies is in prison for listening to idiots like Renshaw.


We'll be passing both speeches Jack has made to the relevant authorities. Again.

 Posted: 3 May 2016 | There are 0 comments | make a comment/view comments

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Far-right round up

posted by: Matthew Collins | on: Friday, 29 April 2016, 14:02


Bell aka Tommy Johnson: Naughty boy

Bell aka Tommy Johnson: Naughty boy

The British National Party (BNP) South West Organiser Julie Lake recently announced she was stepping down. Then she was not. Then she was happy again.

Galloway and Furness sitting next to each other

Galloway and Furness sitting next to each other

Just this last week she has been particularly happy with the attention she has been receiving from Party Chairman Adam Walker. Hardly a moment has passed on her social media without mentioning how hard Walker is working and how well he is treating her.

Lake: Happy with life again

Lake: Happy with life again

If only the other 2600 people who have quit the BNP since he took over could receive the same personal attention they wouldn't be in the mess they are, probably. Any chance of Simon Derby getting a lift in Adam's Range Rover to his next visit to the Supermarket? No, I guess not. Not only is he the daftest, Walker is still the scruffiest of any party leader in Britain.

There was some excitement in the party last week when their candidate for London Mayor David Furness sat next to George Galloway at a hustings event held by pensioners in Lewisham, South London. According to the party's report of the occasion, Furness was quite a hit. "He spoke to several and gave them literature." Indeed. Dare I ask whether it was the usual request to sign all your worldly goods over to the party, coupled with a "Do Not Resuscitate" order?

He's lovely, he's a loser, he's scruffy

He's lovely, he's a loser, he's scruffy

The fight between Kevin McMahon of the National Front (NF) and the assorted weirdoes and child abusers of the nazi gang National Action doesn't appear to be slowing down much. This week the NF are threatening Leeds based nazi Tommy Johnson (real name Ashley Bell). Of course, McMahon is not doing the threatening himself (the last thing he wants is his hobby farm being invaded by glue sniffers again) and is farming the work out to of all places, the Scottish borders. And that means that some bloke called Peter Duncalf is now going to "stamp" on Bell's head on the instructions of Melanie Adams who has been told that National Action are targeting her- by the National Front. Do keep up, dear!

Naughty talk about NA's Ashley Bell

Naughty talk about NA's Ashley Bell

But the troubles for the NF, National Action and also the North West Infidels do not end here. One of their own has been going around attacking the houses of people inside the group(s) that they do not like, including the home of one member currently up for intent to supply Class A drugs. Sadly, we cannot go into the full details of this disgusting affair, but no doubt it will all come out at the Coroner's report.

The proposed stamper

The proposed stamper

Things should be a little brighter for the fash this weekend when those not currently on bail or involved in child abuse or dealing drugs make their way to West London for a meeting of the London Forum. For twenty of your English pounds they're offering 'Anglo Saxon Poetry' which sounds like a lot of words that rhyme with 'duck' to me.

Mike Whitby will be there to give a speech about the evil Jews. Whitby will proably not be talking about why he has been thrown out of his own party, but dare I say there will be a close eye kept on any collection that is made on the evening?

Edmonds may struggle to make it inside

Edmonds may struggle to make it inside

The only problem for the day I can foresee is Richard Edmonds being able to make his speech (about Jews), what with the strict dress code etc, etc

 Posted: 29 Apr 2016 | There are 0 comments | make a comment/view comments

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Infidel Alan Boswell claims “jackpot” following police assault conviction

posted by: Sarah Archibald | on: Thursday, 28 April 2016, 14:44


Alan Boswell: A light on, no-one home

Alan Boswell: A light on, no-one home

North East Infidel Alan Boswell has been crowing about hitting the judicial jackpot following his conviction for assaulting a police officer.

Previously Boswell, of Sunderland, had been soiling his underwear at the thought of a custodial sentence. His brown-stained concern was seemingly well placed given he committed his latest offence whilst on tag and probation for a conviction earned only last month.

Boswell, who posts on Facebook as Alan Rain, was up before the beak again having spat at an officer policing the North West Infidels latest dismally attended Rochdale demo. Accurately described by council leader Richard Farnell as a “small gang of louts” and “a rabble of just 30 people” the NWI notched up three arrests that day.

Boswell’s was the most serious and came after he attempted to spit on a local Asian person, missed and bullseyed a bobby. He was promptly nicked and, much to his dismay, held in a Bury cell for the weekend before magistrates allowed him to return to the North East on the Monday. This gave him a good three weeks to ponder his fate and seek expert advice from colleagues with what you might call inside knowledge of the judicial system.

Dope seeks legal advice

Dope seeks legal advice

Lisa offers expert insight.

Lisa offers expert insight.

This Monday his day in court came and with it support from neo-Nazi drug-dealer Warren Faulkner and his NEI cronies.

Despite the disrespect shown to the court. Boswell emerged later having received a fine of just £295. He described this result as a “jackpot”. Greater Manchester Police are unlikely to share his enthusiasm.

Bell for

Bell for

Should the force be reading they may take heart from a recent case in Lancashire which saw two other criminal morons, who indulged in similar behaviour, earn their comeuppance. They, like, Boswell couldn’t believe their luck after escaping jail and, like Boswell, crowed about it on Facebook. They were promptly hauled back into court – and jailed. One can only hope a similar fate awaits Boswell.

 Posted: 28 Apr 2016 | There are 0 comments | make a comment/view comments

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Uncles continues to undermine Kent sexual assault investigation

posted by: Sarah Archibald | on: Tuesday, 26 April 2016, 11:52


Steve Uncles, off his hat.

Steve Uncles, off his hat.

If the case were not so serious then the fantastical interventions of Steve Uncles, the English Democrats candidate for the Kent Police & Crime Commissioner, would be laughable. But we’re talking about an allegation of sexual assault and an investigation which has seen 11 men arrested.

On Sunday we reported how Uncles had claimed that Kent Police had lied about the case. Rather than being 11 white, English, non-Muslim men arrested in connection with a case of sexual assault, Uncles said that seven Muslim men had raped a woman.” He knew this, he said, because a serving Kent Police officer told him so.

Yesterday Uncles amended his story. “I now have been reliably informed that he (sic) Gang Rape involved at least seven men from the “Traveller Community”” he said. So “the seven Muslim rapists” is now “at least seven men” who are Travellers. No explanation is given for the change of story which, remember, Uncles claims came from a disgruntled serving officer. Nor is any given as to why the ethnicity, nationality and faith of the three men remaining on bail has apparently escaped the investigative eye of that officer and the English Democrats’ super sleuth.

It does not add up, whichever way you look at it.

Uncles goes on to again claim that Kent Police have gone into “Propaganda mode.” Because they’re obviously not busy enough tackling crime in austerity reduced circumstances, the force is apparently waging war on the English Democrats. That sounds highly credible Steve, not least because your party is itself such a threat to the establishment in Kent. At last year’s General Election the EDs polled 0.3% in Faversham & Mid Kent and 0.4% in Erith & Thamesmead.

Fashanory.

Fashanory.

Uncles makes this claim on the basis that Kent Police identified those arrested as “White English” when, he says, there is no such ethnic characterisation on official forms. Obviously it is beyond the wit of the police to be able to identify the ethnicity and national identity of people they have arrested and identified.

Whilst we understand Uncles is motivated by the fact he’s got an election to spectacularly lose, his intervention in a case of such seriousness is not only distasteful, it’s hugely irresponsible. He seems to forget that whilst he’s punting lunatic conspiracy theories, Kent Police are investigating a very serious allegation.

It appears that promoting racial and religious hatred is way more important to Steve than securing justice for the victims of crime. That then suggests he is perhaps not the ideal for the role of Kent’s Police & Crime Commissioner.

 Posted: 26 Apr 2016 | There are 0 comments | make a comment/view comments

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English Democrat PCC candidate Steve Uncles picks fight with Kent Police

posted by: Sarah Archibald | on: Sunday, 24 April 2016, 20:36


Steve Uncles

Steve Uncles

Steve Uncles campaign to become Kent’s Police and Crime Commissioner has taken an interesting turn after he accused the county’s force of lying over a sexual assault investigation.

Last week Kent Police took the unusual step of releasing details of the nationality and ethnicity of 11 men arrested in connection with the alleged assault at the Bluewater shopping centre. On its Facebook page the force wrote that: “Due to the widespread attention this incident has received, investigating officers can confirm that all the 11 men who were arrested are white, English and non-Muslim.”

Kent Police clarify the situation.

Kent Police clarify the situation.

Among those who had previously given the case attention was Uncles who used his blog to claim that “Seven Muslim Men rape Young Woman in Bluewater Carpark in Kent.” This is as clearly as accurate as pretty much everything else Uncles says, getting the number of suspects, their faith and the crime they are being investigated for all wrong.

Uncles' own interpretation of events.

Uncles' own interpretation of events.

Of course, though, the Great Leader knows better, tweeting that both Kent Police and the BBC are lying about the case. He alleges an un-named serving officer, fed up with PC PCs, told him. Uncles seems unphased by the fact that he’s hijacking an alleged crime as serious sexual assault to promote his disgraceful politics whilst along the way seeking to disrupt the police investigation by disseminating falsehoods. The young woman who reported this incident deserves better.

Uncles: Kent Police are liars.

Uncles: Kent Police are liars.

It continues what you might call his intriguing election campaign which began with him succeeding in delaying his trial for alleged electoral fraud on the grounds that he’s standing for the commissioner post. Kent Online reported that he denies seven charges of using a false instrument with intent and three of causing or permitting a false statement to be included in a nomination form in April 2013.

Meanwhile Uncles joined in what became quite a distasteful free-for-all on the constabulary’s Facebook thread. He wittered on about the categories used by police forces to classify by ethnicity of those with whom they come into contact. To be honest, he made not a lot of sense.

Uncles gets taken to task.

Uncles gets taken to task.

Joining him was Kim Gandy, the English Democrats’ Dagenham & Rainham local council candidate. Posting as Lilly Langtryy, Gandy demanded “proper descriptions” of the suspects querying how else 11 men already arrested and bailed could be identified. She questioned if the apparent failure to provide those descriptions was for fear of “offending” some “minority”. She must think that white non-Muslim English men are somehow a minority in the UK. To be fair, it does sound like the sort of lunatic nonsense that she would believe. Remember this is a woman whose views are so rank and vitriolic that UKIP saw fit to throw her out.

Gandy gets taken to task.

Gandy gets taken to task.

Mind you, no-one seems to have told Cliff Dixon, chair of UKIP’s infamous Hillingdon branch. He seems quite smitten with the long-time far right activist who once posted that dementia sufferers then in her care “need putting down.” Dixon recently posted to the UKIP Hillingdon Facebook page a picture of Gandy leafleting for the Better Off Out campaign. A lovely couple they do not make.

Door knockers.

Door knockers.

Kim and Cliff.

Kim and Cliff.

Dixon himself has, like Gandy, also previously courted controversy having joined the EDL front that is March For England and been snapped with Tommy Robinson’s cousin and former deputy, Kev Carroll.Cliff Dixon (circled) with Kev Carroll (centre, kneeling)

All told, neither the English Democrats nor UKIP emerge from this tawdry tale looking good. No doubt this will be reflected at the ballot box on May 5th.

 Posted: 24 Apr 2016 | There are 1 comments | make a comment/view comments

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Answering Britain First's election lies about homeless soldiers

posted by: James Rennie | on: Saturday, 23 April 2016, 10:37


Golding: Cashing in on the dead and homeless

Golding: Cashing in on the dead and homeless

So Paul Golding has published his, yes his manifesto (not Britain First as he describes it as "My 8 point plan for London!") Before I go any further with this demolition of Mr Golding's claims, I need to declare an interest; I have worked with people on the streets of the capital for over 20 years, day in day out. I am not making this intervention lightly.

So why am I exercised to write this blog for Hope not hate? Well point 5 of Mr Golding's manifesto makes an outlandish and wholly misleading promise to "House London's 3,000 homeless veterans".

Lies, lies , lies and impossibilities

Lies, lies , lies and impossibilities

Are there really 3,000 homeless veterans on our streets, in London, today? Well, the "facts" quoted by Golding appear to come from an article on LBC aired on the 23rd January 2013. Three years old, these figures were wrong then and they are wrong now. How do I know? Well, the Greater London Assembly commissioned St Mungo's (a major rough sleepers charity) to manage a reporting and recording system called CHAIN. This system records real time intervention from the capital's streets by outreach workers who engage with those sleeping out day and night seven days a week with supported input by the capital'ss many homeless day centres. Every intervention is recorded.

In the year 2014-15, the last completed year for which figures are available, London had 7581 people sleeping rough on its streets. The vast majority of these spent just one (67%) or fewer than five nights out (13%). Indeed we are talking about around 20% of those seen out intermittently or consistently over the year. These figures disguise the fact that the majority of people transition in and out of accommodation, so actually those permanently living on the streets is really relatively small.

So....what about this figure of 3,000? Well firstly it is wrong. Very wrong. The figures available from CHAIN, show that those sleeping out during the 2014-15 period who had a forces background was 450. I have avoided using the word "just" as it is still horrendous. This accounts for 6% of the headline figure, but this only means seen out and not those actually living on the streets, as it might be their first and last night out.

So, Golding’s appropriation of the figure 3,000 is wrong. The empirical figure of 450 right. This does not actually mean 450 British forces personnel, either. Paul Golding and co are showing an unexpectedly warm heart because the breakdown of those on the streets with a forces background shows 299 of those seen out were people whose forces experience was for other countries, European and worldwide.

Evidence shows that 151 people from a British forces background slept out, with all the caveats above, and it is likely that circa 20 people a night sleeping rough in London who have a British forces background. Those that live on the streets will have had many, and I mean many, options offered them by SSAFA (the acronym for Soldiers, Sailors, Air Force & Army) Veterans Aid and Help For Heroes absolutely superb services - as well as the St Mungo's, Thamesreach and CRI outreach teams. The obscene claim by Britain First is a cruel and wholly unwarranted sleight to those dedicated charities. Of course, it is not the first time that Golding has run into trouble with forces’ charities or abused the lives or memory of people connected to the armed forces.

He really doesn't give a toss

He really doesn't give a toss

Those that refuse services, sadly, are often those who are substance dependent or have enduring mental health issues and these problems are not about housing but about finding the triggers to help these veterans accept the service on offer to them.

So may I respectfully ask Paul Golding and Co to amend their manifesto to "house the 20 people out who have a forces background but refuse assistance"? That isn't so dramatic but it is much nearer the truth.

 Posted: 23 Apr 2016 | There are 1 comments | make a comment/view comments

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Aryan stud not in the mood for love

posted by: Matthew Collins | on: Friday, 22 April 2016, 08:17


Wilshaw on Hitler's birthday earlier this week

Wilshaw on Hitler's birthday earlier this week

Kevin Wilshaw is a man who has not achieved much in his life. He managed to get his ex-wife to cite Adolf Hitler in their divorce. Apparently it's a first. I for one was just very surprised to hear he had even married.

Surprisingly, Kev's not very popular with his own kind. He tells me he is going to write a book about his time in the far-right, which is interesting. I wrote a book about my time in the far-right too, but I had to leave a few things out to avoid upsetting further my dear old mum. There's just some things you don't want your parents to read about.

Wilshaw at the height of his NF activism

Wilshaw at the height of his NF activism

If Kevin is serious about writing a book about his time in the far-right, and he is going to be honest, perhaps he'll talk about his ongoing obsession with me (over twenty years now) and why he was told he was not to visit the old National Front bunker in Newham after he had been drinking.

Wilshaw: Gonna party like it's 1939

Wilshaw: Gonna party like it's 1939

These days Kevin seems to like to hang out on line with the teen gang National Action who are probably impressed with his tales of "the old days" when Kevin managed to leave absolutely no trace whatsoever. Or Perhaps it is his love of uniforms.

Kevin celebrated his love of Adolf Hitler during the week, when on the Fuhrer's birthday he popped down to his local pub in Aylesbury dressed up in uniform. Kevin likes dressing up.

Sorry ladies, he's not interested

Sorry ladies, he's not interested

Kevin's main problem is that women (in his imagination) find him attractive. Yes, you know, those ads from dating sites that pop up in your spam mail. They're getting Kevin all hot under the collar. He is not a man for loving, you hear?

Maybe he can put that in his book.

 Posted: 22 Apr 2016 | There are 0 comments | make a comment/view comments

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Wrexham Infidel not as sharp as the knife he once violently used

posted by: Sarah Archibald | on: Wednesday, 20 April 2016, 14:16


Burnie in a Bridewell

Burnie in a Bridewell

Wrexham-based Infidel and convicted knifeman David Burnie has cashed in a whole lot of stupid to earn himself a few column inches in yesterday's Daily Post.

The Welsh newspaper has published a splash revealing how Burnie took a selfie whilst in the back of a police van. He captioned it "Ooooh shiiiiiit", suggesting that, whilst not arrested, perhaps he'd gone and done a naughty.

If so, it would not be the first time. In August 2012 Burnie stabbed a man in the neck in an attack the judge who handed down a five and a half year sentence, remarked "could have been murder." Presumably he's currently only free on licence.

Burnie counts NWI leader Shane Calvert and his acolytes Chelsea and Karen Clarke among his Facebook buddies. He has also expressed online allegiance to around 35 far right groups. These include the Infidels, Combat 18, English Defence League (EDL), British National Party (BNP), English Volunteer Force (EVF) and National Front (NF).

So, is anyone surprised that the far right has embraced another violent criminal?

We're not, but word is that the increasingly fractious feud within the North West Infidels has led one longstanding member to quit, citing the criminal tendencies of his fellow Infidels. He seems not to have noticed before which, to say the least is odd. These are street politicians of conviction.

Realisation only dawned when he looked at a couple of cases pending in his local area, one particularly tragic, both unconnected to NWI activity. But it's not a case of better late than never because people's lives have been damaged. It's a case of too late.

 Posted: 20 Apr 2016 | There are 0 comments | make a comment/view comments

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More barmy armies...

posted by: Matthew Collins | on: Wednesday, 20 April 2016, 08:38


Marc Watson: The Wigan Warrior

Marc Watson: The Wigan Warrior

A difficult few days for the North West Infidels (NWI) and the National Front (NF) as their once mighty love affair continues to crash around them.

Despite an appeal for unity by the NF's former Chairman, the last two days have seen two houses attacked by rival factions, windows smashed, car tyres slashed and a delicious envelope of information arrive at our office.

Kev Bryan: Former NF leader getting very nervous

Kev Bryan: Former NF leader getting very nervous

For legal reasons we cannot produce much of the material we are in possession of and nor do we wish to prejudice one of a series of trials that are about to begin. These are a truly horrendous gang of sick individuals and that they are now turning their violent attentions on each other is something we should all be grateful of. One particular case that involves one of the group is evidence enough that its activities are wholly criminal and in no way political.

I would suggest that the National Front's plan for a buffet and narcotics exchange in north Manchester this weekend is more than likely to turn into a belated Valentine's Day massacre. Still, don't let that stop Debbie cooking up some sausage rolls for those partaking in a planned fight before hand at a Manchester tram station. We hear that people from as far a field as Coventry and Newcastle are planning on arriving in time for knuckle and jam sandwiches.

Watson with Jesus

Watson with Jesus

I covered the nazi army wannabe's a lot this past week and so today is no different. Britain First, the faux Christian Patriots who do communion with a bottle of vodka and diet pills have "stood down" Marc Watson of Wigan, because they feel he is not capable of persisting with their current round of punch ups outside of Mosques.

Watson, who hails from Wigan, has not let this sad news get him down. Just like Jesus would have, he has gone to ground to find a solution to his current troubles.

And, just like Jesus would probably not have done, Watson's solution is to search for a better way to protect his knuckles. Yes, it's in the Bible folks.

 Posted: 20 Apr 2016 | There are 0 comments | make a comment/view comments

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When Boneheads get angry

posted by: Matthew Collins | on: Tuesday, 19 April 2016, 14:17


Boneheads: They're all over the shop

Boneheads: They're all over the shop

So, I've had another raft (if that’s the right word) of angry nazis threatening to do all kinds of things to me. One, a sad little nazi with fantasises about witchcraft and little boys, has even threatened to turn me into a frog! Merde!!

Others just threaten the usual which somehow with these sort of people always seems to concern my bottom. One threat, a warning from the Right Wing Resistance faux army, has got me wondering about Gary Crane and his ilk. I know Crane didn't send it, it's not his style.

He's mainly famous for poncing fags off kids at bus stops and yet we worry that one bus wanker will infect another with his poison. It's not easy being a Bonehead. I know some may sneer at them for the large boots, misspelt tattoos and their work-shy ways, but have a little sympathy.

They are a put-upon group; understood, but very unloved. A minority in a world that keeps on spinning. You know what it's like; you like those Spaghetti hoops that let you spell out Hitler on your dinner plate, but you do not like the fact that despite their German sounding name, the manufacturer steadfastly refuses your demands to put swastika shaped spaghetti in the tin.

Abby's reward for Aryan infidelity

Abby's reward for Aryan infidelity

You carry the whole weight of the world on the steel tip of your boot. It's a full time job just avoiding work and it's depressing that your favourite colour is actually black. Your boots are black, but your bread is white. Your mother stopped sewing dodgy badges on your uniform around the same time you left the cub scouts and your sister has a black baby that you cannot help but love.

And then, not only that, according to the white man’s internet bible, the Jews have got you wanking about fat girls!!

Unsurprisingly, you the Bonehead have few friends. Your old friends, fools, embraced foreign food and jungle music years ago, leaving you with a couple of dodgy armbands, some YouTube videos and a membership to a private army that is not really like an army at all.

Instead of drilling, you lay in bed all day drinking cheap lager (and thinking about fat girls, apparently), dreaming of going to war, but in reality are just glad that someone else is doing the killing for you somewhere far, far away from your front door. To show those proper soldiers your support, you wear a poppy, but you do not buy it from the British legion. You buy it from a grubby nazi like yourself to keep the money amongst similar brethren to yourself. There's too many darkies in the real army.

It's funny because it's true...

It's funny because it's true...

Yes, spare a thought for the Boneheads. They say they’re right wing but they worry that every article in the Daily Mail is actually about them as they lounge around in front of a long mirror. Maybe Norman Tebbit was right all along.

The truth is, Crane normally walks to the nowhere he’s heading as bus fare eats in to his lager money. The kids on the bus, well, they're too bright to actually fall for his nonsense. But he does go into the off license for them and buy their fags for them. That's just another social poison entirely.

And, poor Crane has enough problems of his own without us picking on him. The other Boneheads have taken a dislike to him. It's the celebrity of his situation. 'Tall Poppy Syndrome' as the Australians so eloquently explain it. Since crowning himself the Toughest Bonehead in Britain with dubious tales about his fighting prowess as he fled Liverpool Lime Street last year, and with tabloid tittle tattle about him poisoning kids with his filth, some other Boneheads have questioned his worth.

Timms: Don't tell the social

Timms: Don't tell the social

Crane ran off with another woman no sooner had he made the Scottish papers last month and his Boneheaded celebrity grew out of control. Celebrity will do that to a man. Crane ran off and left his wife so that he could be with Abbie Timms aka Abby Cartwright, another naughty, nutty, neo-nazi. She's got form, and it hasn't taken long for her to join the ranks of Crane's 'Right Wing Resistance' a layabout Bonehead army dreamt up from the depths of a moronic New Zealand national who has a yellow appendage on account of his time eating crisps in front of his lap top.

Timms/Cartwright has also apparently, been having difficulties with Crane's ex-missus, who has been left stumped up in Kilmarnock and unwilling to go to the shops and procure fags for the kids Crane has been accused of trying to poison. Confused? Well yes, you should be. She's allegedly been waking up Timms/Cartwright and Crane with nuisance phone calls in the middle of the day.

Let's hope the social don't find out that Timms/Cartwright is now a full-time bootlicker in the Aryan resistance to work- army, too.

'Right Wing Resistance' (hereafter known as RWR) is of course not just the creation of Crane- as I pointed out earlier. It is an international concern of bedsit bootboys and girls with aspirations of turning this world into one big plate of Aryan spaghetti hoops with Swastikas. They hate blacks and Asians and Jews, too. This is hatred that permeates bedrooms across the world.

Jerimiah: Doubles up as a nazi dildo

Jerimiah: Doubles up as a nazi dildo

I’m not going to be safe from their homoerotic cosplay, anywhere!

One of my most favourite members of the group is Jerimiah Olson who is some kind of fluffy faced front- fascist for the group in the United States. Heavens knows what level he is up to on 'Counter-Strike: Global Offensive' but it must be impressive. Jerimiah (obviously no decent pic of him is available) is the US's national recruiting officer, regional officer/warrant officer and retaliator enforcer! That's right, 'retaliator enforcer', which sounds remarkably like some instrument my Father bought his secretary one Christmas but instead of in her expectant lap, by massive stroke of misfortune, ended up under our Christmas tree much to my Grandmother's chagrin/pleasure. Jeremiah must run on a hell of a lot of batteries. He's rampant. If he came to our offices enforcing some form of Boneheaded retaliation, one would no doubt be expected to squeal like a pig.

 Posted: 19 Apr 2016 | There are 2 comments | make a comment/view comments